Jeffro's definitions

Rectum

Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.

I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

befriend

(v.) To become friends with someone.

You can either befriend me or judge me.

by Jeffro January 19, 2006

Masturbation

The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential

No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

montana

A very beautiful, exciting state in the northwestern region of the United States.

Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.

I tried out my new Polaris Snow machine out by Billings.

by Jeffro July 20, 2008

penis

The drive and motivation in the male population.

Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

flex nuts

To act tougher than you really are. When somebody tries to act tougher or dominating, but doesn't necessarily pull it off in a believable way.

When I made fun of Jason at the party in front of his girlfriend, he all tried to flex nuts and get up in my face, tellin me he was going to whoop my ass. I told him let's go outside, and he took his girl's hand and pussed out. He tried to flex nuts, then backed down.

by Jeffro April 15, 2007

flip-flop

(n.) A derrogatory name for a Filipino (or Phillipino or however the fuck you spell it).

"Man, those flip-flops think they're all gangsta, but I bet not one of them would have the balls to fight one-on-one."

by jeFFro June 9, 2004