Jeffro's definitions

Rectum

Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.

I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

flex nuts

To act tougher than you really are. When somebody tries to act tougher or dominating, but doesn't necessarily pull it off in a believable way.

When I made fun of Jason at the party in front of his girlfriend, he all tried to flex nuts and get up in my face, tellin me he was going to whoop my ass. I told him let's go outside, and he took his girl's hand and pussed out. He tried to flex nuts, then backed down.

by Jeffro April 15, 2007

kansas city

A large midwestern city including Kansas City Missouri, Kansas City Kansas, and the suberbs surrounding it. It's very spread out and is a pretty average place to live.

Tech N9ne is from Kansas City, MO. Although he isn't from the East or West coast, he rocks.

by jeFFro May 22, 2005

Anchortown

Anchorage, Alaska.

Amerie, Trajan Langdon, Scotty Gomez, and me are all from Anchorage (a.k.a "Anchortown").

by Jeffro July 8, 2005

kniving

To put the edges of two old or dull butter knives on the top of a hot stove for a few minutes until extremely hot, and to then pinch small pieces of weed under a cut-out, oversized plastic gallon fruit juice container that has a thick ring of ice/snow inside.

Try kniving. It vaporizes weed and leaves you high as hell!

by jeFFro April 8, 2004

Magic City

A nickname for Orlando, FL.

"Magic City let me hear ya i yi yi..."
-Ying Yang Twins

by jeFFro April 8, 2004

social climber

(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.

Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.

by Jeffro December 1, 2007