Jeffro's definitions

befriend

(v.) To become friends with someone.

You can either befriend me or judge me.

by Jeffro January 19, 2006

Masturbation

The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential

No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

flex nuts

To act tougher than you really are. When somebody tries to act tougher or dominating, but doesn't necessarily pull it off in a believable way.

When I made fun of Jason at the party in front of his girlfriend, he all tried to flex nuts and get up in my face, tellin me he was going to whoop my ass. I told him let's go outside, and he took his girl's hand and pussed out. He tried to flex nuts, then backed down.

by Jeffro April 15, 2007

Anchortown

Anchorage, Alaska.

Amerie, Trajan Langdon, Scotty Gomez, and me are all from Anchorage (a.k.a "Anchortown").

by Jeffro July 8, 2005

kniving

To put the edges of two old or dull butter knives on the top of a hot stove for a few minutes until extremely hot, and to then pinch small pieces of weed under a cut-out, oversized plastic gallon fruit juice container that has a thick ring of ice/snow inside.

Try kniving. It vaporizes weed and leaves you high as hell!

by jeFFro April 8, 2004

kansas city

A large midwestern city including Kansas City Missouri, Kansas City Kansas, and the suberbs surrounding it. It's very spread out and is a pretty average place to live.

Tech N9ne is from Kansas City, MO. Although he isn't from the East or West coast, he rocks.

by jeFFro May 22, 2005

head weed

(n) A usually small portion of marijuana that a guy smokes with a girl he likes so that she will (or hopefully) give him head.

"Dude, I don't want to smoke it all... I gotta save some head weed for Jessica later on, man."

by jeFFro June 13, 2004