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A place where the creme de la creme go to boogy on down with the local riff raff, whilst enjoying the shop's specialities such as Cod&Chips. It indeed would be fair to say the Chip shop is a good insight into the class system in Britain today. Workers in the chip shop are always strapping and gorgeous as the grease in the air is good for their skin.
"What ho, old boy, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"
"Quick lads, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"
"Quick lads, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"
by Jeffrey Douglas July 14, 2006
Get the Fish and Chip Shop mug.Johann wolfgang von Goethe was born in 1749 in Frankfurt, Germany. It would be correct to remark he put german culture on the map. Famous for Faust, Heidelroslein and The sorrows of young Werther. Coined the phrase "pretentious, moi?". All in all, abit of a floppy sausage, and is still annoying people today through education and the Goetheinstitute.
It would be unfair to say he was useless, as he coined a phrase in german that translates as "lick my arse", genius.
It would be unfair to say he was useless, as he coined a phrase in german that translates as "lick my arse", genius.
by Jeffrey Douglas August 31, 2006
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Opening a parachute but to no effect.
Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.
Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.
Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.
Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.
Opening a parachute but to no effect.
Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.
Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.
Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.
Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.
by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006
Get the fuckshitfuckshitfuck mug.One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006
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Get the stonewall penalty mug.Naive female, often perceived as stupid. One who would buy Chantelle's biography and label it a "good read".
Sarah: "That iraq place must be really hot!"
Dave: "Why so?"
Sarah: "Well, look at these pictures! It is so hot there these cars just catch on fire!"
Dave: "You daft bint. Iron my shirt, wench!"
Dave: "Why so?"
Sarah: "Well, look at these pictures! It is so hot there these cars just catch on fire!"
Dave: "You daft bint. Iron my shirt, wench!"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006
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Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.
Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.
Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"
by Jeffrey Douglas February 7, 2007
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