Jeff Johnson's definitions

Phallus

(greek for phallos)

1. Latin term for erect penis
2. Descibe someone to have penis like qualities
3. Clitorus of the female

1. Phallus amat (Translation: You Love Penis)
2. Agricola phalli est
3. He licked your phallus?

"Mr. Kolo, what does Phallus mean" (teacher blushes)

by Jeff Johnson December 28, 2005

LGFU

LGFU, Lets Get Fucked Up, taken from the motion city soundtrack song LGFUAD. Meaning to get wasted.

"Dude my bitch left me, LGFU"

"What do you want to do tonight?", "Uhm.. LGFU"

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

Face Hole

Used to describe a mouth or pie hole

"Oh yes the food is ready to be crammed down my face hole"

"Insert the food unit into the face hole"

"Ah yes cramming it down my face hole" - Joe W.

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

weezer

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

gayfer

See homo, used usualy by a child, most parent's wouldn't think of it as a sware word

Ah gayfer frick dude man!

by Jeff Johnson September 6, 2005

stink bombs

Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.

Did you smell that stink bomb cody let off in the hall way? He got a few days of CLC for that crap.

by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005

CLC

Stands for Corrective Learning Center which is a nicer phrase for In School Suspension.

Kevin got three days of CLC for pulling down that kids pants in gym.

by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005