14 definitions by Jeff Johnson
Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.
by Jeff Johnson May 18, 2005
An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.
by Jeff Johnson July 21, 2005
An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"
"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"
Or used when someone throws actual balls the face
"Balls in the face!"
As a T-bagging:
"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"
Or used when someone throws actual balls the face
"Balls in the face!"
As a T-bagging:
"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"
by Jeff Johnson March 4, 2005
"Oh yes the food is ready to be crammed down my face hole"
"Insert the food unit into the face hole"
"Ah yes cramming it down my face hole" - Joe W.
"Insert the food unit into the face hole"
"Ah yes cramming it down my face hole" - Joe W.
by Jeff Johnson July 21, 2005
The best chapstick brand known to man, it also relives cold sores. For fun it can be squirted very far and looks very cool when done right.
"Mike R. won't stop putting on the freaking carmex, he's in love"
"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"
"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"
by Jeff Johnson May 25, 2005
A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.
"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"
by Jeff Johnson May 25, 2005
Ampallang Piercing is a popular male genital piercing. The most important things for a successful Ampallang piercing are the placement of the piercing and sizing of jewellery.
Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.
Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.
by Jeff Johnson December 9, 2004