Jeff D's definitions

Obsassed

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.

That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.

by Jeff D August 5, 2005

Attacknowledgement

Complete opposite of Lacknowledgement. When someone attacks another person (physically, and/or verbally, and/or emotionally) when provoked. It can come in virtually any form at unexpected times and places.

There is simply no taking back things said & done, so the time for serious attacknowledgement may be upon us.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

by Jeff D October 10, 2005

Fabsolute

Combinded & condensed version of "Absolutely Fabulous"

That Rush concert was fabsolute!

by Jeff D July 28, 2004

nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Cockgarage

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Flaggit

Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see.

The Flaggit in that Ford Expedition must be a Lakers fan.

by Jeff D April 22, 2003