Shrug

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003

hungryman

1) a guy that spends a lot of time going down on a woman - ie- has an "extended stay"

2) Slang for - MAN that's not HUNG and is AN-GRY about it

3) A generally lousy "TV Dinner"

He is obviously a hungryman because he has tacochin from an extended stay.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Ignorgasm

When someone is selfishly concerned with their own orgasm and ignores the other persons needs.

Evan always got a lot of girls to sleep with him, but not for long because he would always come too fast and ignorgasm them.

by Jeff D July 22, 2005

Adolesnonsence

Short for Adolescent NONSENSE.

Obsessively checking my heretofore proven accurate Urban Dictionary definitions and demonstrating Urban Thumb by rating them is as much adolesnonsence as the words I am forced to create to prove my point. PLEASE GET A LIFE!

by Jeff D September 07, 2005

Lickle

To tickle by licking.

Samantha started to lickle Mandy and made her laugh.

by Jeff D September 03, 2005

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

SLUNG

Overly common slang that people sling around excessively.

I'm really tired of hearing the same slang words being slung around all the time!

by Jeff D March 11, 2006