Jeff D's definitions

nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

riprickulous

Synonym for ridiculous and/or ricockulous. 1: Deserving or inspiring ridicule; absurd, preposterous, silly. 2: Completely devoid of wisdom or good sense.

It's completely riprickulous that urban thumb is so common here, but not at all surprising.

by Jeff D October 21, 2005

REubble

Short for Real Estate (RE) Bubble.

When this REubble blows, there will be a lot of foreclosures where people will be Greenspanked.

by Jeff D October 14, 2005

Cuntass

A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).

That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Obsassed

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.

That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.

by Jeff D August 5, 2005

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

hungryman

1) a guy that spends a lot of time going down on a woman - ie- has an "extended stay"

2) Slang for - MAN that's not HUNG and is AN-GRY about it

3) A generally lousy "TV Dinner"

He is obviously a hungryman because he has tacochin from an extended stay.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003