Jeff D's definitions

Cuntass

A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).

That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Fabsolute

Combinded & condensed version of "Absolutely Fabulous"

That Rush concert was fabsolute!

by Jeff D July 28, 2004

Attacknowledgement

Complete opposite of Lacknowledgement. When someone attacks another person (physically, and/or verbally, and/or emotionally) when provoked. It can come in virtually any form at unexpected times and places.

There is simply no taking back things said & done, so the time for serious attacknowledgement may be upon us.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

by Jeff D October 10, 2005

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

Ignorgasm

When someone is selfishly concerned with their own orgasm and ignores the other persons needs.

Evan always got a lot of girls to sleep with him, but not for long because he would always come too fast and ignorgasm them.

by Jeff D August 13, 2005