Jeff D's definitions

riprickulous

Synonym for ridiculous and/or ricockulous. 1: Deserving or inspiring ridicule; absurd, preposterous, silly. 2: Completely devoid of wisdom or good sense.

It's completely riprickulous that urban thumb is so common here, but not at all surprising.

by Jeff D October 21, 2005

REubble

Short for Real Estate (RE) Bubble.

When this REubble blows, there will be a lot of foreclosures where people will be Greenspanked.

by Jeff D October 14, 2005

Cuntass

A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).

That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Greenspanked

The very bad economic outcomes from the wreckless monetary policies instituted by Alan Greenspan at the helm of the Federal Reserve.

First people were Greenspanked by the Internet & Nasdaq Bubbles; now we have the REubble or "Real Estate Bubble" to deal with because of the same man's wreckless Monetary Policies. But what do you expect in SCAMerica.....

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

Cuntfident

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.

Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.

by Jeff D February 18, 2004

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Deletionary

To delete unwanted words from urban dictionary due to their hurtful and mean spirited nature.

Jeff used his deletionary privilege to remove unwanted words that were rightfully urban thumbs down.....

by Jeff D February 16, 2006