Jeff D's definitions

Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).

Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.

by Jeff D September 2, 2005

Lickle

To tickle by licking.

Samantha started to lickle Mandy and made her laugh.

by Jeff D September 5, 2005

Urban Thumb

The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Dictionary words they don't like, that most people will never see anyway.

The thumb ratings of Rhondate, ERICTION, Slunthore, Enigman and Cuntrol are clearly indicating a very severe case of Urban Thumb requiring some serious therapy and/or a brutal bitch slaping.

by Jeff D September 5, 2005

Adolesnonsence

Short for Adolescent NONSENSE.

Obsessively checking my heretofore proven accurate Urban Dictionary definitions and demonstrating Urban Thumb by rating them is as much adolesnonsence as the words I am forced to create to prove my point. PLEASE GET A LIFE!

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Cuntass

A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).

That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

by Jeff D December 28, 2005

Enigman

A person that is Enigmatic. No one really knows who he TRULY is or what he's REALLY about. He's either secretive while seeming so open and wonderful by all outward appearances or the opposite; he seems to be one thing, but is really something else.

People think that Jeff is an asshole who just doesn't care based on some of his behavior, but in reality, he's an "Enigman" that's actually very sensitive at heart.

by Jeff D August 1, 2005