Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).

Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.

by Jeff D August 09, 2005

Tatbooty

Short for a Tattooed Booty.

Hey, did you see that hot girls tatbooty? NICE!

by Jeff D October 14, 2005

scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

by Jeff D October 11, 2005

nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

tacochin

Acne or similar type breakout on the chin from exposure to excessive "taco sauce" (vaginal juices).

---common in Lesbians or "hungryman" due to "extended stay" ---

Both those girls must be Lesbians because they each have tacochin.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 15, 2006