Jeff D's definitions

Shrug

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003

Tormental

When someone is so tormented they go completely mental in a sometimes dangerous way.

Not wanting to be perceived as ineffectual, Reggie Mortis completely lost the plot and went tormental, eventually working out a way to end the pain by taking action.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Obsassed

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.

That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.

by Jeff D August 5, 2005

Brappy

Combined and condensed for "Broke & Happy"

Most of those white trash folks living in Bisbee, AZ. seem to be quite brappy, but certainly not all of them.

by Jeff D July 28, 2004

StitsHass

Short for a chick with Saggy tits but a Hot ass.

Wow, that stripper had flapjacks, but what an incredibly nice ass! She is such a StitsHass that I I'm really obsassed!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

Graceless

A person without Grace.

She pushed him too far because she's Graceless.

by Jeff D November 16, 2005

Adolesnonsence

Short for Adolescent NONSENSE.

Obsessively checking my heretofore proven accurate Urban Dictionary definitions and demonstrating Urban Thumb by rating them is as much adolesnonsence as the words I am forced to create to prove my point. PLEASE GET A LIFE!

by Jeff D September 23, 2005