Jeff D's definitions

Mushroom Cloud

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.

Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.

I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Cockgarage

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Flaggit

Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see.

The Flaggit in that Ford Expedition must be a Lakers fan.

by Jeff D April 22, 2003

EjacuEARLY

1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.

2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.

1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.

2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.

by Jeff D December 2, 2004

letit'allgo

Fake french for "Let It All Go."

Those people and things don't mean anything to me anymore so it's time to letit'allgo

by Jeff D October 14, 2005

scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

by Jeff D October 10, 2005

Attacknowledgement

Complete opposite of Lacknowledgement. When someone attacks another person (physically, and/or verbally, and/or emotionally) when provoked. It can come in virtually any form at unexpected times and places.

There is simply no taking back things said & done, so the time for serious attacknowledgement may be upon us.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005