Jeff D's definitions

Cockgarage

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Mushroom Cloud

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.

Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.

I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

EjacuEARLY

1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.

2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.

1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.

2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.

by Jeff D December 2, 2004

one nighter

Picking up a chick for sex and then dumping her right after you give her your "ghost"

See "humpty dumpty"

by Jeff D April 22, 2003

SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

by Jeff D December 28, 2005

Fagtion

A large group of organized homosexual men working toward a cause (ie- usually the promotion and proliferation of gay values)

See "Gay Mafia"

Wow, that Fagtion sure organized a big parade.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Blew Chip

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.

Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.

by Jeff D April 24, 2003