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Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).
Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.
by Jeff D September 2, 2005
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crapuccino

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---
Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.
by Jeff D April 20, 2003
mugGet the crapuccinomug.

Blew Chip

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.
Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.
by Jeff D April 24, 2003
mugGet the Blew Chipmug.

Fagtion

A large group of organized homosexual men working toward a cause (ie- usually the promotion and proliferation of gay values)

See "Gay Mafia"
Wow, that Fagtion sure organized a big parade.
by Jeff D April 21, 2003
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Lacknowledgement

When someone expresses something that would warrant acknowledgement, but it goes lacking instead.
Adam thought he had taught Eve lacknowledgement so as not to talk to J.D. - but his power was too strong and she succumbed.
by Jeff D October 25, 2005
mugGet the Lacknowledgementmug.

Adolesnonsence

Obsessively checking my heretofore proven accurate Urban Dictionary definitions and demonstrating Urban Thumb by rating them is as much adolesnonsence as the words I am forced to create to prove my point. PLEASE GET A LIFE!
by Jeff D September 23, 2005
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one nighter

Picking up a chick for sex and then dumping her right after you give her your "ghost"
by Jeff D April 22, 2003
mugGet the one nightermug.

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