Jeff D's definitions

Tormental

When someone is so tormented they go completely mental in a sometimes dangerous way.

Not wanting to be perceived as ineffectual, Reggie Mortis completely lost the plot and went tormental, eventually working out a way to end the pain by taking action.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Shrug

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003

nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Obsassed

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.

That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.

by Jeff D August 5, 2005

StitsHass

Short for a chick with Saggy tits but a Hot ass.

Wow, that stripper had flapjacks, but what an incredibly nice ass! She is such a StitsHass that I I'm really obsassed!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

Graceless

A person without Grace.

She pushed him too far because she's Graceless.

by Jeff D November 16, 2005

bungtongue

When your tongue gets tired or sore from licking asshole. ie- Like if you eat too much peanut butter too fast.

"I was eating her ass but ended up with a case of bungtongue."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003