Jeff D's definitions

Cuntfident

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.

Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.

by Jeff D February 18, 2004

Greenspanked

The very bad economic outcomes from the wreckless monetary policies instituted by Alan Greenspan at the helm of the Federal Reserve.

First people were Greenspanked by the Internet & Nasdaq Bubbles; now we have the REubble or "Real Estate Bubble" to deal with because of the same man's wreckless Monetary Policies. But what do you expect in SCAMerica.....

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

Deletionary

To delete unwanted words from urban dictionary due to their hurtful and mean spirited nature.

Jeff used his deletionary privilege to remove unwanted words that were rightfully urban thumbs down.....

by Jeff D February 16, 2006

Pantificate

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.

Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.

by Jeff D June 14, 2004

Lacknowledgement

When someone expresses something that would warrant acknowledgement, but it goes lacking instead.

Adam thought he had taught Eve lacknowledgement so as not to talk to J.D. - but his power was too strong and she succumbed.

by Jeff D October 25, 2005

Adolesnonsence

Short for Adolescent NONSENSE.

Obsessively checking my heretofore proven accurate Urban Dictionary definitions and demonstrating Urban Thumb by rating them is as much adolesnonsence as the words I am forced to create to prove my point. PLEASE GET A LIFE!

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Blew Chip

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.

Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.

by Jeff D April 24, 2003