13 definitions by Jefbag
When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
This is an alternate way of saying "Of course", except it sounds more definite than of course. Almost like a combination of "but of course" and "no, of course".
Brandon: Hey, have you played that new game Syberia? It's a real hootenanny.
Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
by Jefbag October 8, 2009
The type of imagery that comes from the summation of using a whole slew of modes with molding. The following equation explains the definition:
(sum 0 to N Mode) + Moldable = Modeable.
The most notable (modeable) example is Dustin Hoffman's teeth in the movie Hook. If you're confused, ask yourself, "How do they make Dustin's teeth look so real, with the gapping and disgusting yellow tint?" and you'll get this word as the answer.
(sum 0 to N Mode) + Moldable = Modeable.
The most notable (modeable) example is Dustin Hoffman's teeth in the movie Hook. If you're confused, ask yourself, "How do they make Dustin's teeth look so real, with the gapping and disgusting yellow tint?" and you'll get this word as the answer.
Hoffman: Yo Dustin, why are your teeth so argy-bargy?
Dustin: Simply because of Modeable Imagery--a new technique being implemented, especially for special effects in movies.
Hoffman: Splash idea!
Dustin: Simply because of Modeable Imagery--a new technique being implemented, especially for special effects in movies.
Hoffman: Splash idea!
by Jefbag December 21, 2010
It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!
by Jefbag November 25, 2008
by Jefbag October 21, 2016
This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!
Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.
*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
by Jefbag January 22, 2009
*At a funeral*
Sam: How'd he die?
Neil: He took Harkaesion Economics to the heart, and it finally got to his heart.
Sam: Wait... what?
Neil: He had a heart attack because of his overwhelming debt.
Sam: Oh, debth. Right on.
Sam: How'd he die?
Neil: He took Harkaesion Economics to the heart, and it finally got to his heart.
Sam: Wait... what?
Neil: He had a heart attack because of his overwhelming debt.
Sam: Oh, debth. Right on.
by Jefbag June 30, 2015