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NVA

(Acronym) No Vertical Application. Derogatory remark, usually referring to a woman, which infers that her only useful function is a horizontal one, i.e. only good for sex. The term NVA is applied to anyone who displays stupidity or otherwise suggests that they are useless.

That waitress hasn't got anything right today, she's so NVA.

by JediAndi September 4, 2005

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I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 2, 2005

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Bitchscript

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.

I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!

by JediAndi November 19, 2005

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Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

by JediAndi March 24, 2006

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9mm

Firearms calibre commonly used for semi automatic pistols and sub machine guns. Useful for short range fire only. Used as a slang term for a pistol used by gang members or criminals

So he pulled this 9mm on me

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

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