10 definitions by JayRyder

no rub

adj. no rub is what you would point out about an attractive female in a bikini and notice when legs together the top of her thighs don't touch.

Oh man you check out Jess in that bikini, no rub bruddy.

by JayRyder August 29, 2005

brown lady

another word for heroin - derived on the streets of NYC

yo man you see that brown lady barry had last night, ouch it felt good.

by JayRyder November 9, 2005

bruddy

when you've had a few too many and you want to say bro, but then decide to say buddy, your brain combines the two to make BRUDDY

can you believe Jay was so wasted last night, his drunk ass spit out the word bruddy?

by JayRyder May 21, 2005

the Mike Hernandez

a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.

whos all over there tonight? oh you know rueben, EL, and ELs Mike Hernandez.

by JayRyder April 17, 2005

tire

n. Gut of a fat woman, usually making her shirt stretch out around the stomach area.

"OH FUCK! Do you see the tire on that chick! Her fat ass should not be wearing that!"

by JayRyder April 21, 2005

buffalo hunt

v. - involves a group of buddys at a bar trying to win the bet of who can 'entertain' the nastiest, biggest, woman at the bar that night.

holy shit, i don't believe travis went so low in order to win the buffalo hunt at city limits last weekend.

by JayRyder October 2, 2005

DPM

DPM - Dirty Pussy Mouth - what you get when you go down on someone not up to par on having a clean pussy

Hey, why aren't you passing that J to me?? Because man you have DPM, go take care of it and you can blaze this with us, I don't want that slu's Disease.

by JayRyder April 20, 2005