Jay Clarkson's definitions

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson July 4, 2005

shabbat

To slap your love with your erect penis, Normaly shouting "shabbat" when contact is made

I dumped my boyfriend last night
Why?!?!?!
Cos he fucking shabbated me!!!

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

shasnuff

A form of shabbat But you strap a razorblade to your bell end and slap them on the neck slitting their throat and thus causing snuff by shabbat

How did she die?
Death by shabbat
You mean shasnuff!?!?!?!

by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

second hand fart

The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)

Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P

by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005

strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked

Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose

by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004

obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!

Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose

by Jay Clarkson August 31, 2005