down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street

I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood

by Jay Clarkson June 06, 2005

strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked

Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose

by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004

Yiam

A term used when calling some either homosexual, Useless (Due to things such as forgetting to bring a camera out, not charging batterys, regular shenanagans that cause quite a kafuffle), Albino, Rich, Greasy Or Someone Who Constantly Eats Fast Food.

Hey Yiam You Say You Dont Eat Fast Food, Well What Did You Have Yesterday
Well I Had KFC
And The Day Before Yiam
Well Burger King But It Didnt Count Cos I Only Had 2 Supersize Meals *Greas Drips Of Pickaxe of a chin*

by Jay Clarkson January 01, 2005

shascat

A version of shabbat When after anal sex you slap your lover with your poop covered penis

Ollie commited an act of shascat on liam when he dropped the soap

by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson June 24, 2005

bellswag

A bellend that looks like a mushroom used as an insult

You are such a bellswag
You have a bellswag
Go suck a bellswag

by Jay Clarkson June 06, 2005

cluff

If you have a very fat hand and hit someone with it, it isnt a punch or a slap it is a cluff.

Dave, Colin and Adam are the cluff boys

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005