Jay Clarkson's definitions

obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!

Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose

by Jay Clarkson August 31, 2005

Bum Breath

One whose breath smells of ass

My god brush your teeth you bum breath!

by Jay Clarkson June 5, 2005

down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street

I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood

by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

Across the street

When you slit your wrists across the wrist often called a cry for help or attention seeking etc

See down the road

Remember emo kids its down the road not across the street

by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

bellswag

A bellend that looks like a mushroom used as an insult

You are such a bellswag
You have a bellswag
Go suck a bellswag

by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson July 4, 2005

the sky is falling

A really fun game where you tell your friend the sky is falling and then hit them on the head with a closed fist

Liam started to cry after everyone played the sky is falling with him

by Jay Clarkson July 20, 2005