Jay C's definitions

Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

by Jay C January 14, 2005

meff

...a scruffy, unkempt person, usually of North-West England descent.

Liam Gallagher, the homeless...etc...

by Jay C June 2, 2004

benger

Benger/Beng

Used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.

1. Anyone want a cup of benger?
2. I could do with a chip benger.

by Jay C June 2, 2004

hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.

"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"

by Jay C June 2, 2004

cock blocker

to deny intimate interaction between a dude and chick with sexual intentions.

holy crap. dylan's mom is a cock blocker!

by jay c June 24, 2004

trill ass nigga ride

a car thats absolutely awesome

"guy 1: "yo yo yo nigga, check out my 94 ford aspire. all the nizzles roll wit deez"
guy 2: "nuh uh, my geo metro is a trill ass nigga ride"

by jay c June 24, 2004

adrenagasm

A word derived from the fusion of adrenaline (a substance produced by the body during intense situations) and orgasm (a sudden explosion of sensation brought on by sexual activity). In this context, an adrenagasm is a sudden burst of neurological activity within the body due to an inspirational event, causing adrenaline levels to increase and the subject to feel as if they are going to wet themselves. Also, hairs may stand on end and the skin may tighten, creating a "staticy" feeling across the skin. These sensations may be brought on by playing fast-paced video games or watching action films or listening to speed metal.

Man, I was listening to Linkin Park and I nearly adrenagasm'd in my pants man.

by Jay C November 24, 2004