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video games

a true test of skill, unless you have it on fuckin easy you nerd!
Nerd: Hey, I just beat Legend of Zelda
Gamer: Who hasnt, motha fucka!
by Jay C October 4, 2003
mugGet the video gamesmug.

GANGURO

a very hot japanese chick that is tan
by Jay C October 4, 2003
mugGet the GANGUROmug.

psp

Sony's attempt at the handheld market, previously dominated by Nintendo's many different cloned variations of the Gameboy and its new gimicky gameboy with a touchscreen known as the Nintendo DS.

There is a fanboyism surrounding Nintendo's effect on the handheld market that has many people discriminating against the PSP. To be frank, the DS and the PSP CAN co-exist in peace as long as the masses understand this:
DS Users are like Pimps.
PSP Users are like badasses.

Where the DS is a handheld being held down by it's predominantly childish manufacturers, the PSP is a handheld for adult gamers. We're growing up, and unless Mario starts hitting stuff with a blunt object, we're moving on.
The PSP is better than it looks.
by Jay C March 24, 2005
mugGet the pspmug.

hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.
"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"
by Jay C June 2, 2004
mugGet the hollywood wifemug.

Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.
by Jay c August 29, 2014
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Lamer

One who lames, laming being definded by rude and cheap actions in online multiplayer games. Lamers often choose to get points in dishonerable ways such as killing vulnerable people repeatedly or killing people who are chatting.
Dude, kick that stupid lamer before i have to kill him.
by Jay C October 1, 2003
mugGet the Lamermug.

Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Run for your lives!
by Jay C October 2, 2003
mugGet the Martha Stewartmug.

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