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hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.
"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"
by Jay C June 2, 2004
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Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Run for your lives!
by Jay C October 2, 2003
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home slice

synonomous to "homie".
def 1: means good friend or buddy
def 2: means someone who seems like a little slice of home, thus home slice
by Jay C October 16, 2003
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Lamer

One who lames, laming being definded by rude and cheap actions in online multiplayer games. Lamers often choose to get points in dishonerable ways such as killing vulnerable people repeatedly or killing people who are chatting.
Dude, kick that stupid lamer before i have to kill him.
by Jay C October 1, 2003
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aquaman

A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish...
Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy!
by Jay C October 4, 2003
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plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.
"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"
by Jay C January 23, 2004
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Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.
1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh
by Jay C January 14, 2005
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