Jay C's definitions

Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.

I detect textual sarcasm.

by Jay c August 29, 2014

plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.

"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"

by Jay C January 23, 2004

home slice

synonomous to "homie".
def 1: means good friend or buddy
def 2: means someone who seems like a little slice of home, thus home slice

Hey whassup home slice.

by Jay C October 16, 2003

Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Run for your lives!

by Jay C October 2, 2003

browser

One of the main classes of intelligent lifeforms on the internet. A program that acts as a digital embodiement of a user within the net so that he/she can navigate it from the real world.

The way a browser looks is determined by the user's mental image of himself/herself.

by Jay C March 29, 2003

adrenagasm

A word derived from the fusion of adrenaline (a substance produced by the body during intense situations) and orgasm (a sudden explosion of sensation brought on by sexual activity). In this context, an adrenagasm is a sudden burst of neurological activity within the body due to an inspirational event, causing adrenaline levels to increase and the subject to feel as if they are going to wet themselves. Also, hairs may stand on end and the skin may tighten, creating a "staticy" feeling across the skin. These sensations may be brought on by playing fast-paced video games or watching action films or listening to speed metal.

Man, I was listening to Linkin Park and I nearly adrenagasm'd in my pants man.

by Jay C November 24, 2004

hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.

"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"

by Jay C June 2, 2004