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ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.
by jay May 17, 2003
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Lord Sloth

I'm nothing but a Lord Sloth.
by Jay October 24, 2003
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baishi

1. One who has eyes which closely resemble a pair of vaginas.
2. A vagina that closely resembles Baishi's eyes.
I was under the stands at the football game and she wasn't wearing any panties and I saw her baishi!!
by Jay October 30, 2003
mugGet the baishimug.

Julian Casablancas

Extremely sexy man with a sick-arse gorgeous voice. Look at his dress sense. Now look at yours. Brilliant.
by Jay December 17, 2003
mugGet the Julian Casablancasmug.

face sitting

When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!
Laura made me really wet this morning when she sat on my face; i love eating her!
by Jay April 23, 2005
mugGet the face sittingmug.

Medford,NJ

A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.
White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.
by Jay March 17, 2005
mugGet the Medford,NJmug.

purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.
DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!
by Jay August 21, 2004
mugGet the purplemonkeydishwashermug.

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