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munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!
screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!
by jay December 22, 2004
mugGet the munted cowmug.

avalaunch

Dude totaly use avalaunch, its way better than evox
by Jay May 13, 2005
mugGet the avalaunchmug.

futher mucker

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.
"Those futher mucks robbed me!"
by Jay June 2, 2004
mugGet the futher muckermug.

Maker's Mark

Smoothest Kentucky bourbon known to man. If Jesus enjoyed a nice sip of bourbon after work, this is what he would drink.

Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.
Go buy yourself some, cheap-ass.
by Jay May 7, 2005
mugGet the Maker's Markmug.

liddy smile

Tag written everyware on busses and bus stops in Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge by a happy chick named Lydia who loves beer. gorgeous girl.
if found email jayme.at.netflash.dot.net
by jay November 9, 2003
mugGet the liddy smilemug.

lisatised

When a guy is completely awe-struck by a girl's beauty, ala love at first sight, to the point he loses his voice when he tries to talk to her.

Hypnotized by love
"The poor guy is lisatised by her, and she doesn't even know it."
by jay April 22, 2005
mugGet the lisatisedmug.

Easy Mac

by Jay March 20, 2003
mugGet the Easy Macmug.

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