Jay's definitions

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

SPOKES

what a girl has on her a**hole BEFORE its penetrated.

If she has all of her spokes left that means she's never had anal penetration.

by Jay January 18, 2004

latter-day saint

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.

Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.

by Jay April 19, 2005

ddb

dozy daft bastard

this is david burrell's nick name as full name is
david denis burrell

he is a genetic hy-brid of mr bean and norman wisdom

DDB has screwed it up again

by jay February 11, 2004

diao

Native Taiwanese Word. Literally means "penis". Slang to mean "Cool"/"Hip"

He's so DIAO
That dance was diao yo

by JAY August 26, 2004

sylph

Elemental spirit of the air. commonly faeries with wings.

Hey, look a sylph, wow!

by Jay December 2, 2004

cheef

Another expression for the terms Idiot, nobber. prat or something along the same lines.

<bob> hahah bib i did ur missus the other day
<bib> shut up bob u stupid cheef

by Jay July 7, 2004