Jay's definitions

squingee muffins

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

by Jay April 5, 2005

Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

headbang

To perform the act of bobbing your head up and down on a penis.

Samantha always headbanged afterschool.

by Jay July 2, 2004

eat me

An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.

When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'

by Jay May 13, 2005

black cave

adj.
through means of a prosititute. When one kicks in the teeth of said prostitute. Done when the buyer says "Let me get my wallet" then preceeds to kick in the teeth of the prostitute.

"I'm going to give Hannah on the third floor a black cave.

by Jay May 13, 2005

deekhed

dikhead

u deekhed

by jay October 24, 2003

SLATTY BATCH

Translated from "Donkanese" as being a slutty bitch.

I fucked this Slatty Batch that gave me gonnaherpasyphalaids.

by Jay February 23, 2003