Java's definitions

C-less castle

Just say "Castle" without the "C". What word does it sound like??

It describes a person that's being jet fuel towards someone.

See 455h013.

Last year, some of the guys down on A-Wing were real C-Less Castles! I'm glad some of them moved out.

For those of you that do not know, it was the 4th Floor A-Wing at Marlatt Hall, in Kansas State University.

by Java September 7, 2004

gasoline

Gasoline: Hostile

Gasolinism: Hostility

Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile



GASOLINE SCALE:



0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)

25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)

50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)

75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)

100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)

For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".

SITUATION 1-

Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!

Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?

Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!

Java: All right then. (leaves)

Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?


SITUATION 2-

Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.

Java: So, how Gasoline is she?

Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!

Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...

Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!

by Java September 7, 2004

hostile

Hostile: Gasoline

Hostility: Gasolinism



HOSTILE (GASOLINE) SCALE:

0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)

25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)

50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)

75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)

100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)

Diesel powered vehicles are more friendly than Gasoline-powered ones, so that's why someone is "diesel" when they're friendly, yet "gasoline" when they're hostile. Here's why:

Diesel vehicles are known to be better in general than Gasoline-powered ones. They have:


-Longer-lasting engines


-Higher fuel mileage


-Better exhaust scent


-Pleasant sound


-Greater towing capacity


-Greater torque


Whereas Gasoline-powered vehicles:


-Guzzle more fuel


-Emit unpleasant exhaust fumes
...And you get the idea.


Did I also mention that Diesel Fuel costs less to make than Gasoline?

by Java September 7, 2004

re

1.) A word commonly associated with neopets. It is short for 'restock' and used often when one is restocking in a team. When 're' is announced, the others of the convers are provoked to shut up to prevent lags.

Shhhh, its re!

by Java February 15, 2003

Ricerland

a Military Base.

There are more concentrations of Ricers at a Military Base than no other.

The only vehicles that "win" are tactical vehicles, and that's during combat, not a street race. The rest of the vehicles completely lose in every street race.

When I visited a military base, I saw Ricers Galore! Everywhere I turned, there were ricers! Ricers beside me, in front of me, parked over there, EVERYWHERE!!!!

You know, our soldiers can win battles but usually never Street Races!! Why? Because the car they usually race with is just a ricer!!

If there were street races there, the few Mercedes and BMW imports in the race are the winners in the end.

by Java October 16, 2004