Java's definitions

455

Leetspeak (13375p34|<) for the 3-letter word for "donkey" or your rear end in your nether region.

Someone deserves a good swift kick in the 455!

That 455 Cubic-Inch engine kicks 455 and the 454 outta the water!

And what the heck is an "ASA engine" anyway?

by Java February 11, 2005

C-less castle

Just say "Castle" without the "C". What word does it sound like??

It describes a person that's being jet fuel towards someone.

See 455h013.

Last year, some of the guys down on A-Wing were real C-Less Castles! I'm glad some of them moved out.

For those of you that do not know, it was the 4th Floor A-Wing at Marlatt Hall, in Kansas State University.

by Java September 7, 2004

Frost

The best.

Wow, that son of a gun is the Frost!

by java November 12, 2003

gasolinism

Hostility.

See Gasoline or Hostile.

Tovar: (does a gasoline act)

Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.

Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.

Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??

Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.

by Java September 7, 2004

hostile

Hostile: Gasoline

Hostility: Gasolinism



HOSTILE (GASOLINE) SCALE:

0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)

25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)

50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)

75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)

100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)

Diesel powered vehicles are more friendly than Gasoline-powered ones, so that's why someone is "diesel" when they're friendly, yet "gasoline" when they're hostile. Here's why:

Diesel vehicles are known to be better in general than Gasoline-powered ones. They have:


-Longer-lasting engines


-Higher fuel mileage


-Better exhaust scent


-Pleasant sound


-Greater towing capacity


-Greater torque


Whereas Gasoline-powered vehicles:


-Guzzle more fuel


-Emit unpleasant exhaust fumes
...And you get the idea.


Did I also mention that Diesel Fuel costs less to make than Gasoline?

by Java September 7, 2004