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NESkimos

"Popo" and "Nana", from the early NES game "Ice Climber." Until they appeared in the Gamecube game "Super Smash Bros. Melee", no one knew who they were.
The NESkimos got their asses kicked off the mountain again... Dammit! *takes out the cartridge and chucks it across the room*
by Jason L. December 28, 2005
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boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...
WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."
by Jason L. December 28, 2005
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NASA

Stands for
Need Another Seven Astronauts...

and

Need Another Shuttle Also.
The money that the government wastes on NASduh, could be used to solve many problems here on the earth.
by Jason L. March 25, 2005
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Arcade Machine

A sizable video game machine, ranging from cocktail-table size (the size of your average coffee table,) to monstrous cockpit-style units.

Owning a few of these bad boys could potentially make you rich -- with having to do little or no actual work. All you do is strategically place them in public locales, and empty out the cash box, repeatedly... Sure, you'll have to pay the business owner a percentage, but you'll still make a shitload of money.
I found me a VERY used arcade machine for only $30 dollars. I just gotta fix it up a little bit, put it in the local beer joint, and I'll have a decent secondary income to go along with my paltry grocery store paycheck...
by Jason L. July 29, 2005
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jackhole

1. A combination of the words "jackass" and "asshole". Often used on the radio, because the FCC lets it through. Assumed to have the same impact as "fucktard" or similar words.

2. Jackhole Industries -- the production company of Daniel Kellison, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla. They produced shows such as "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers."
"That jackhole... nearly cut me right off the road."
by Jason L. July 29, 2005
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PATRIOT ACT

The 342-page document, created as a response to 9/11, that takes away all Americans' rights.

Basically, if a person walks down the street incorrectly, or simply speaks out against government policies, they are considered to be a threat, and they will be punished swiftly and severely -- even if they are INNOCENT.

Basically, the entire constitution has been repealed by the passage of this act, and it lays the groundwork for a fascist "police state."
The USA PATRIOT Act is what they mean, when they say that "Freedom Isn't Free."
by Jason L. March 23, 2005
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Winnebago

A long-standing manufacturer of motorhomes. In recent years, they've seemed to put out quite a few models that looked like just long, nondescript boxes on wheels.

For many years, "Winnebago" has been used as a synonym for "motorhome" -- regardless of its manufacturer.
Dude! Check out that bitchin' Winnebago over there!
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
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