Jason L.'s definitions

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Stocker

1. A strong son-of-a-gun who loads up the shelves with consumer goods, in retail outlets.

2. The name of a long-forgotten 1986 Bally/Sente arcade game, in which you drive the "General Lee" from Florida to California, avoiding cops, and trying not to run out of gas. A very primitive game, by today's standards -- or even the standards of the early 1990s. Not a bad time-killer, though.

I find myself humming "Stocker"'s in-game theme when I'm driving on a long stretch of highway...

by Jason L. April 14, 2005

the call

A telephone call received (usually) in the small hours of the morning, usually bearing bad news about a close friend or family member -- most of the time, either they have died, are near death, and/or were involved in a terrible accident.

You better hope you never get "the call"......

by Jason L. July 8, 2006

NASA

Stands for
Need Another Seven Astronauts...

and

Need Another Shuttle Also.

The money that the government wastes on NASduh, could be used to solve many problems here on the earth.

by Jason L. March 25, 2005

boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...

WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."

by Jason L. December 28, 2005

Winnebago

A long-standing manufacturer of motorhomes. In recent years, they've seemed to put out quite a few models that looked like just long, nondescript boxes on wheels.

For many years, "Winnebago" has been used as a synonym for "motorhome" -- regardless of its manufacturer.

Dude! Check out that bitchin' Winnebago over there!

by Jason L. April 14, 2005

PATRIOT ACT

The 342-page document, created as a response to 9/11, that takes away all Americans' rights.

Basically, if a person walks down the street incorrectly, or simply speaks out against government policies, they are considered to be a threat, and they will be punished swiftly and severely -- even if they are INNOCENT.

Basically, the entire constitution has been repealed by the passage of this act, and it lays the groundwork for a fascist "police state."

The USA PATRIOT Act is what they mean, when they say that "Freedom Isn't Free."

by Jason L. March 23, 2005