Jason L.'s definitions

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Iago

Jafar's parrot, from Disney's animated feature film "Aladdin." His voice was acted by Gilbert Gottfried.

"I can't take it anymore!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Justy

A sub-compact car made by Subaru, from 1987-1994. Like the Geo Metro and Chevy Sprint, it used a 3-cylinder engine. The Justy engine had a larger displacement volume, though -- 1189cc vs. 993cc.

The only drawback is that it wasn't designed to to be driven FAST on the highway. But if it's not pushed to its limits, it'll certainly hold out longer than most of that American crap on the road today.

With the ever-rising gas prices, we may have to drive Justy's from now on. But will America's growing waistlines be able to fit into a mini-car like that?

by Jason L. July 20, 2005

hairapy

A catchy portmanteau of "hair" and "therapy", used in advertising Sunsilk shampoos and conditioners. Unilever Brands, distributor of Sunsilk products, actually trademarked this word.

"Sunsilk. Get Hairapy!"

by Jason L. March 31, 2007

Porsche

Robles (Paul Bates' character) described the Porsche best, in the 1990 movie "Crazy People":

"Porsche.... It's a little too small to get laid IN.... But you get laid, the minute you get OUT."

That's more like it!

by Jason L. March 23, 2005

boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...

WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."

by Jason L. December 28, 2005

NASA

Stands for
Need Another Seven Astronauts...

and

Need Another Shuttle Also.

The money that the government wastes on NASduh, could be used to solve many problems here on the earth.

by Jason L. March 25, 2005