Jason L.'s definitions

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Justy

A sub-compact car made by Subaru, from 1987-1994. Like the Geo Metro and Chevy Sprint, it used a 3-cylinder engine. The Justy engine had a larger displacement volume, though -- 1189cc vs. 993cc.

The only drawback is that it wasn't designed to to be driven FAST on the highway. But if it's not pushed to its limits, it'll certainly hold out longer than most of that American crap on the road today.

With the ever-rising gas prices, we may have to drive Justy's from now on. But will America's growing waistlines be able to fit into a mini-car like that?

by Jason L. July 20, 2005

Little Nemo: The Dream Master

One of Capcom's often-overlooked NES games I missed out on during my youth, because I was too busy playing their war games, like "Bionic Commando" and "Code Name Viper."

This rather fun video game was loosely based on Windsor McCay's 1905 comic strip "Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland." Finally, a game with a historical basis, instead of the product of someone's pipe dream.

Little Nemo: The Dream Master is one of the BEST video games you've never played. It became a real sleeper hit (pardon the pun.)

by Jason L. April 14, 2005

macarena dump

That wicked shit you always gotta take, resulting from eating Mexican food a few minutes before.

oh damn, gotta pull into this gas station, and use its dirty bathroom... it's a Macarena dump again...

by Jason L. March 25, 2005

Tonguey

The mark of The Chosen One, from the movie "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist."

Basically, it's Steve Oedekerk's "talking tongue." Even though the movie wasn't all that great, Tonguey made the whole thing worth watching.

Yea, yea!!!!!!!! *wink*

by Jason L. April 12, 2005

wheelie

A derogatory term for a person who uses a wheelchair.

A: "Check out that wheelie over there! Ha ha!"

B: *groan* "You know, that could just as easily be you."

by Jason L. April 14, 2005

boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...

WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."

by Jason L. December 28, 2005