Porsche

Robles (Paul Bates' character) described the Porsche best, in the 1990 movie "Crazy People":

"Porsche.... It's a little too small to get laid IN.... But you get laid, the minute you get OUT."
That's more like it!
by Jason L. March 23, 2005
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Tonguey

The mark of The Chosen One, from the movie "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist."

Basically, it's Steve Oedekerk's "talking tongue." Even though the movie wasn't all that great, Tonguey made the whole thing worth watching.
Yea, yea!!!!!!!! *wink*
by Jason L. April 12, 2005
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FWI

Fucking While Intoxicated.

Getting drunk off your ass leads to lowered inhibitions... and sometimes, waking up next to an ugly beast in the morning.
John couldn't get a date, so he hung out in the bar and drank... and drank... and drank, and then left with the first person who said yes. When he went back to school on Monday morning, he was the laughing stock, and his classmates charged him with FWI.
by Jason L. August 31, 2007
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wheelie

A: "Check out that wheelie over there! Ha ha!"

B: *groan* "You know, that could just as easily be you."
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
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RV

A "Recreational Vehicle". Chiefly used in reference to a motorhome, but can also apply to travel trailers, airplanes, ATVs, etc.

You've probably heard of people going RV'ing, which is the act of traveling in a motorhome or trailer.
"If I want to go RVing, I want to do it NOW, not when I'm a shriveled up piece of shit."
by Jason L. March 20, 2005
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NASA

Stands for
Need Another Seven Astronauts...

and

Need Another Shuttle Also.
The money that the government wastes on NASduh, could be used to solve many problems here on the earth.
by Jason L. March 25, 2005
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PATRIOT ACT

The 342-page document, created as a response to 9/11, that takes away all Americans' rights.

Basically, if a person walks down the street incorrectly, or simply speaks out against government policies, they are considered to be a threat, and they will be punished swiftly and severely -- even if they are INNOCENT.

Basically, the entire constitution has been repealed by the passage of this act, and it lays the groundwork for a fascist "police state."
The USA PATRIOT Act is what they mean, when they say that "Freedom Isn't Free."
by Jason L. March 23, 2005
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