1 definition by Jason Green
A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
by Jason Green March 3, 2008