JarvisBanned's definitions

Rule 1

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.

Oh shit i got into rule 1.

by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020

Lava

something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.

User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.

by JarvisBanned December 30, 2020

Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

newgrounds

a pretty cool website where user upload pretty cool content like games, music, animations, and more. it was created by Tom Fulp, a pretty cool guy and was later popularized by friday night funkin, a pretty cool flash game that crashed the site

ok time to go see what’s cool on newgrounds right now.

by JarvisBanned May 2, 2021

Q

every among us code has one

Code is YTFAHQ

by JarvisBanned November 18, 2020

Ash

A Pokémon trainer from Palet Town that seems to never age. Ever since he turned 10, he hasn’t gained a year and just goes on a dumb adventure across the Various Regions with a goal of being the very best.

How the frick is Ash still 10 years old.

by JarvisBanned May 13, 2020