Japanadan's definitions

femiNazi

An Amazonian by philosophy, very pro-woman, pro-homosexualality, pro-"women's studies" and generally hated by just about everyone.

femiNazis should be put in concentration camps and be forced to make my Nike AirForce One's.

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Laudanum

A drug that started out as a "Cure-all", drug for the poor, who in the pre-20th century era were too uneducated and ignorant to understand that there was no such thing as a cure-all. Many died from overdosing because warning labels and instructions often didn't come with a bottle, it was made illegal in the US by about 1900. It had no real healing power, although it was one of the first widely accepted placeabos used.

A dangerous drug that doesn't appear to be in wide circulation anymore.

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Jacques Chirac

A mythological creature summoned from the depths of hell, does 38-42 dmg, and extra damage to fortified structures as well as (the french economy). Ranged attack and is immune to magic, and has resistant skin giving him +3 armor, as well as 1620 health.

I sent 12 knights and a BloodMage against him and they only did 300 damage, he's overpowered they need to nerf him.

by Japanadan October 8, 2004

welfare

A social excuse to allow more government control.

The government buys my vote by offering me and the rest of my crack-adled buddies welfare. I love the democratic party!

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.

IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Jap-Scat

A woman who injected an egg into her ass from a turkey baster and then shit it into a pan, cooked it and ate it.

Comes from Japan, JAPAN! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!

by Japanadan October 7, 2004

Soviet Efficiency

A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve.

Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!"

by Japanadan October 7, 2004