Japanadan's definitions

Corporate Takeover

When a corporation buys a smaller corporation, or proprietary with the possibility of increasing it's profitable revenue. NO IT ISN'T DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESSES, THE SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS OPT TO SELL THEM TO CORPORATIONS, SMALL BUSINESSES STILL PROVIDE MORE JOBS THAN LARGE CORPORATIONS IN THE US. STOP BITCHING WHINEY LIBERALS.

The whiney liberal with no business qualifications makes the assumption small businesses are being "railroaded" by corporations when they fail to realize MOST CORPORATIONS STARTED OUT AS SMALL BUSINESSES! FUCKING RETARD!

by Japanadan February 7, 2006

Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.

IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

welfare

A social excuse to allow more government control.

The government buys my vote by offering me and the rest of my crack-adled buddies welfare. I love the democratic party!

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Laudanum

A drug that started out as a "Cure-all", drug for the poor, who in the pre-20th century era were too uneducated and ignorant to understand that there was no such thing as a cure-all. Many died from overdosing because warning labels and instructions often didn't come with a bottle, it was made illegal in the US by about 1900. It had no real healing power, although it was one of the first widely accepted placeabos used.

A dangerous drug that doesn't appear to be in wide circulation anymore.

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

femiNazi

An Amazonian by philosophy, very pro-woman, pro-homosexualality, pro-"women's studies" and generally hated by just about everyone.

femiNazis should be put in concentration camps and be forced to make my Nike AirForce One's.

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Michael Badnarik

A libertarian Presidential candidate who espouses the views of the Libertarian Party, dedicated to reduce government spending, establishing a hard-currency system, Withdrawing from the UN and expelling them,*finally*, Eliminating the nonsensical "assault-weapons ban", Keeping the government out of marital affairs, getting out of Iraq because it's been such a mess. Basically the only party worth voting for.

I was going to vote for Bush, then I found out about the Libertarian Party, now I plan to vote for Michael Badnarik.

by Japanadan October 9, 2004

Jimmy Carter

A man with faux moralistic ideals that often came into conflict with his policy. Haunted by his failed hostage rescue attempt he will be long remembered as a failure of a president.

Welfare, Iran, Economic Recession,

by Japanadan October 8, 2004