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Quarantine-Couture

For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.

Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

Buy-Q

Buy-Q is your shopping intelligence

Choosing gifts is experienced as anything from joy, bothersome, nerve-wracking, to terrifying. Learn from The Gift Whisperer to improve your Buy-Q. You'll never stress over shopping again, and will always be the Gift-Hero!

by JaneGordon.com December 12, 2022

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

Smile-it-Forward

When you try to make random people laugh and smile because it will release endorphins, and you know they will be kinder to the next person, and they to the next, and they also, and so on and so forth. One silliness makes a better world.

Jane loves to be constantly silly and make people laugh, even if they are laughing at her, because she loves to smile-it-forward.

by JaneGordon.com March 5, 2023

Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

Often-Wrong: Never-in-Doubt

When someone is sure of their opinion, but unopen to facts, truth, and light entering their mind, heart, and soul.

Patty complained that I like to check facts, but she prefers to trust her instincts. She is often-wrong: never-in-doubt.

by JaneGordon.com March 8, 2023

Cov-Earrings

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.

Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.

by JaneGordon.com May 12, 2020