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Namnanit

A polite way of damning something in a situation where the use of cursing is frowned upon.
Namnanit...I didn't bring enough baby diapers, do one of you Mommy's have one you can spare.

Namnanit...if that juicer bouncer of yours hits on me one more time , I am going to have to introduce him to my 44 Caliber Fingernail.

Namnanit...another corporate meeting and I haven't even finished the minutes from the last one.
by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010
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Tagectomy

The process of removing the tags from items one has purchased, such as clothes, stuffed animalas, furniture.
I should have given this dress a tagectomy before I decided to wear it, this tag is driving me crazy!

My girlfriend Laura gives all of her new clothes a tagectomy and then sews in a new tag with a smaller size!
by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009
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Funky Bent

A little more than just a case of melancholy, also feeling discombobulated and dejected, left in a state of contemplation.

In a state of feeling as if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, have lost your sense of identity and are seeking answers from God.
I am feeling a Lil' Funky Bent today, so tonight I think that I will take a walk with God and dance with the Angles under the stars.

I am glad Mariah Carey isn't funky bent anymore,her concert was awesome and she sounds better than ever!
by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009
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S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome)

Shiney Object Syndrome: is wide spread in women throughout the world namely America, it is a need for Bling, shiney and sparkley objects to adorn their bodies with, such as clothes, jewelry, purses, cell phones and just about any and all fashion accessories!
I can't walk through the mall without having to stop every five feet because of Michelle's S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) , she catches all the sparkle and bling with her peripheral vision and has to stop at every store!
by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009
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Milkaholic

A chump that only drinks milk, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry...breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Trust me, you ain't no playa and you don't know what tipsy is, look chump you're a milkaholic, now tell me what club is serve'n up milk?

Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!
by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009
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Defibulator

A person (most often a parent), whom reveals the truth behind white lies and exaggerated situations.
The way this government is run, this Country is going to need an ARMY of Defibulators to straighten its shit out!

My Dad is the defibulator in our family, no one can get anything passed him.

In class today we did not get much accomplished because the Teacher had to play the defibulator, between Dwayne and Jose for the Principal.
by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009
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bad egg

A mischeivious person, harmless in nature, but always up to be'n a brat.
Chump are you stupid, your putting Michelle in charge of the batchlors party, you know she is a bad egg...you'll end get'n a lap dance from a Grannie!
by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010
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