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Before now.
Several things have happened previously, including the second world war and unidentified drinking injuries.
No-one can prevent things that happened previously.
Several things have happened previously, including the second world war and unidentified drinking injuries.
No-one can prevent things that happened previously.
"Children should learn about things that happened previously."
"I previously had a job."
"Previously to you, I had another wife."
"I previously had a job."
"Previously to you, I had another wife."
by Jamie Douglas November 20, 2006
Get the previously mug.When your whole world caves in on top of you (metaphorically or physically), you can be described as being crushed.
You can be crushed by large weights, but the most painful type of 'crushing' for a man is when he is smitten with a young lady over a long period of time (a co-worker or flatmate for example), only to be rejected when he attempts to initate a relationship. Normally a man crushed in such a way will be inconsolable for a few weeks, and will probably never recover. The only way for a man to avoid being crushed in such a way is to avoid ever getting emotionally close to a woman, and as such lead a lonely but un-crushable existance.
Women, being the apostles of Satan, are not crushable in this way. But they are crushable physically.
You can be crushed by large weights, but the most painful type of 'crushing' for a man is when he is smitten with a young lady over a long period of time (a co-worker or flatmate for example), only to be rejected when he attempts to initate a relationship. Normally a man crushed in such a way will be inconsolable for a few weeks, and will probably never recover. The only way for a man to avoid being crushed in such a way is to avoid ever getting emotionally close to a woman, and as such lead a lonely but un-crushable existance.
Women, being the apostles of Satan, are not crushable in this way. But they are crushable physically.
by Jamie Douglas September 3, 2006
Get the crushed mug.n. Homosexual. In reference to ........... the fact the person in question is ......... bent, and in the case of men ........ take it up the ....... (can you guess what it is yet) ......... (have a go) .......... (that's right) ....... bum!
John: "Turns out Sam takes it up the back passage."
Wayne: "Yeah, I always thought he was a bendy bum."
Wayne: "Yeah, I always thought he was a bendy bum."
by Jamie Douglas September 11, 2006
Get the bendy bum mug.Rhyming slang for Wog.
by Jamie Douglas September 9, 2006
Get the chocolate frog mug.Margret Thatcher, your old headmaster, traffic wardens, nightclub doormen and the Pope are all po faced
by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006
Get the po faced mug.A time of week, originating from mathematicians in the northern town of Sheffield, when all pens must be dropped, all PC's powered down and the weekend must kick in.
friday @ 5 must be accompanied by beer drinking, music playing, bar snack munching and general chat about anything but work.
Acceptable topics of conversation include movies, art, sport, music, politics, travel, family, science, literature, food & drink, etc..
friday @ 5 must be accompanied by beer drinking, music playing, bar snack munching and general chat about anything but work.
Acceptable topics of conversation include movies, art, sport, music, politics, travel, family, science, literature, food & drink, etc..
by Jamie Douglas February 24, 2007
Get the friday @ 5 mug.1. An occurance of high hilarity. This may be a phrase, action, put down or accident.
2. A precious stone carved into an amusing shape, like a phallus.
2. A precious stone carved into an amusing shape, like a phallus.
Richie: "Chris you douchebag - I'd try and make fun of you only I don't want to compete with nature!"
Tom: "Ha! That's a comic gem!"
"Look at this funny looking diamond in the shape of a plump rump - it's a comic gem!"
Tom: "Ha! That's a comic gem!"
"Look at this funny looking diamond in the shape of a plump rump - it's a comic gem!"
by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006
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