Jamie's definitions

jabu jabu

someone who jabs someone in the face with a massive belly in a sexual nature, with hopes of arousal

im gonna give her the hardest jabu jabu shes ever had

by jamie December 2, 2003

numbreck

a group from which lee mccormick is a member of. He is renouned for being able to fit an entire salt and vinegar plringles tube up his arse which he totally could do if david harpour would take his arm out of lees shit encrusted rim. Davy loves the cock!

Lee is a shit encrusted asswipe of a gay fuck.

by Jamie December 28, 2004

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

pooyan

A fine man. A very sexy and handsome man.

Girls, look he's so hot... He's a Pooyan!

by Jamie April 5, 2004

woot

A term used to express joy in something or when you are a loser who plays games too much. Usually typed with zero's instead of O's

"Gavin scored 99/100 on his test w00t"

"Gavin is a bellend, w00t"

"Matteh is teh w00t!"

by Jamie January 6, 2005

wu tang clan

a word to describe ones absolute astoundment at the pure brilliance of something

man, your cock is wu tang clan!

by jamie March 17, 2004

swamp ass

when you get a build up of sweat between ur butt-hold and privets or just ur ass

steve was playing football and he got swamp ass so now every body calls him swampass steve

by jamie November 23, 2004