Jamie's definitions

mortician

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

by Jamie June 23, 2004

Moofo

a fat motherfucker who won't shut the hell up.

"I hate that Moofo! She think she so cool when all she does is just take up space!"

by Jamie April 24, 2005

Nickelback

No taste if u don't like em! VIK RULES and is ma inspiration

all fuckin' talented!

by Jamie October 19, 2004

crack monkey

1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person

1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey

by jamie April 14, 2006

fuckhole

someone who has reached new levels of assholism

'dude, that guy is a fuckhole.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

iron maiden

Best band ever. Enough said.

Best song is Trooper, everyone should listen to this song.

by Jamie January 8, 2004

jabu jabu

someone who jabs someone in the face with a massive belly in a sexual nature, with hopes of arousal

im gonna give her the hardest jabu jabu shes ever had

by jamie December 2, 2003