Jamie's definitions

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

the dell

hiding place for many stoners including me n nobby!!!!

Nobby: let's go to the dell
J: to do what?
Nobby: smoke weed?
J: ok, kl!!!!!

by Jamie January 20, 2005

doggo

1. A SuPeR sExI FrEsHmEn SwEetHeArT oF A GuY tHat Any GiRl WuD bE lUcKy To HaVe.
2. No GiRl CaN kEeP HeR hAnDs OfF Of ThIs RaD SeXi BeAsT...(lIteRaLlY)
3. NOT AN ASSHOLE..no matter how much he thinks he is!
4. My BeStEsT BuDdY EvR dunnO WhAt I wUd Do WiThOuT tHiS GuY... I HoPe Ur WeEk StArTs GoIn BetTeR!!

DoGgO is SuCh a RaD SeXi BeAst AnD WaY CoOlEr ThEn AnYoNe ElSeS PaRtY BuDdY!

by jamie November 17, 2004

Bucket Fanny

A large female sex organ.

What a bucket on her. Like waving a flagpole in space.

by Jamie September 12, 2002

Kelly Brook

Fine model from England wif big tats and a nice arse. Proof that British women ain't that bad.

Damn Kelly Brook has massive tits!

by Jamie November 22, 2004

aspirin

aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin

by Jamie January 7, 2005

Burns

Description of an individuals severely bad mental condition, usually due to excessive drinking.

Comes from the Famous "Jim Burns"...

"You were wasted last night... remember telling everyone they hated you? You had a touch of the Burns going there!"

by Jamie June 26, 2006