Jamie's definitions

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

mom

mom (adj.)

1. used to describe something that is really great, nice, kind, helpful.

syn: momlike

I can't believe your boyfriend brought you soup when you were sick! He's so mom!

by jamie February 25, 2004

numbreck

a group from which lee mccormick is a member of. He is renouned for being able to fit an entire salt and vinegar plringles tube up his arse which he totally could do if david harpour would take his arm out of lees shit encrusted rim. Davy loves the cock!

Lee is a shit encrusted asswipe of a gay fuck.

by Jamie December 28, 2004

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

Nickelback

No taste if u don't like em! VIK RULES and is ma inspiration

all fuckin' talented!

by Jamie October 19, 2004

jabu jabu

someone who jabs someone in the face with a massive belly in a sexual nature, with hopes of arousal

im gonna give her the hardest jabu jabu shes ever had

by jamie December 2, 2003

Moofo

a fat motherfucker who won't shut the hell up.

"I hate that Moofo! She think she so cool when all she does is just take up space!"

by Jamie April 24, 2005