Jamie's definitions

Haymer

One who is determined to have sex with oneself.

James didn't care that the schoolgirls were watching, he flogged the dolphin right there in the middle of the church.

by Jamie December 21, 2004

Yeck

Danish for 'the ability to get a high, off people who walk pass with umbrellas'

Commonly found in Hammersmith in London.

Wow I got a yeck. I was in Hammersmith and wow .......Yeck.

by Jamie November 26, 2004

swamp ass

when you get a build up of sweat between ur butt-hold and privets or just ur ass

steve was playing football and he got swamp ass so now every body calls him swampass steve

by jamie November 23, 2004

Kelly Brook

Fine model from England wif big tats and a nice arse. Proof that British women ain't that bad.

Damn Kelly Brook has massive tits!

by Jamie November 22, 2004

beast

UK Slang- a person who is very good at something

He's an absolute beast when it comes to football.

by Jamie November 18, 2004

doggo

1. A SuPeR sExI FrEsHmEn SwEetHeArT oF A GuY tHat Any GiRl WuD bE lUcKy To HaVe.
2. No GiRl CaN kEeP HeR hAnDs OfF Of ThIs RaD SeXi BeAsT...(lIteRaLlY)
3. NOT AN ASSHOLE..no matter how much he thinks he is!
4. My BeStEsT BuDdY EvR dunnO WhAt I wUd Do WiThOuT tHiS GuY... I HoPe Ur WeEk StArTs GoIn BetTeR!!

DoGgO is SuCh a RaD SeXi BeAst AnD WaY CoOlEr ThEn AnYoNe ElSeS PaRtY BuDdY!

by jamie November 17, 2004

skizzle

to scam or get away with something

We be skizzlin' this damn school.

by Jamie November 16, 2004