Jamie's definitions

Yeck

Danish for 'the ability to get a high, off people who walk pass with umbrellas'

Commonly found in Hammersmith in London.

Wow I got a yeck. I was in Hammersmith and wow .......Yeck.

by Jamie November 26, 2004

Shep

Singular of sheep. Very dangerous when corned and good at running infront of cars in Devon.

What's that shep doing in the middle of the road? Wonder if I can hit it....

by Jamie April 4, 2004

shelving

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by Jamie November 29, 2003

Slice

To make out with or desire to make out with.

"Oh my gosh, what a fox! I soo want to slice him!" or "He's soo slicing!"

by Jamie June 24, 2004

Haymer

One who is determined to have sex with oneself.

James didn't care that the schoolgirls were watching, he flogged the dolphin right there in the middle of the church.

by Jamie December 21, 2004

web site

a place where useless information is compiled like this one, in hope that you will somehow get sucked into the oblivion (either by accident or searching yourself into it) that is the world wide web

my web site uses esp and mind control to make sad fuckers that stumble upon it enjoy gopher porn! www.dfd3843eeadlkd0934.ca.tv.org.net.com

by Jamie July 24, 2003

Qwoop

Qwoop is a funky way to back up sumthing with excitement. Alternatively it can also mean 'wow' or 'wooo'.

My friend discovered this wonderful word on sum message board

I'm goin to *sumwhere nice*. Qwoop!
I'm going out with that nice guy/girl! Qwoop

by Jamie April 2, 2004