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fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.
I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.
by Jamfetto August 10, 2007
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brand pheromone

The currently unknown factor that gives certain brands the competitive edge over another when compared with identical markers.
It's amazing how XYZ Company when compared to 123 Company don't match up evenly. 123 blows XYZ out of the water but XYZ has that brand pheromone working for it...yea baby.
by Jamfetto February 23, 2009
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Twatter

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.
That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.
by jamfetto March 19, 2010
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wikibert

Those that follow the request(s) by Stephen Colbert The Colbert Report blindly changing wikiality to his way of thought ever changing historical truth. Oh well it's a better way to go than what we've been doing ..
Pronouced "WICK-EE-BEAR"
The wikibert comes out and changes reality at the request of it's leader.
by Jamfetto December 14, 2008
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Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.
"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.
by Jamfetto January 8, 2009
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coo coo bonko

The state a child or young person adopts upon receiving extraordinary news or is simply elated.
She received news that her best friend was going to be in town for the whole week and without warning just went coo coo bonko but that was to be expected from an 8 year old...
by Jamfetto December 22, 2008
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butthay

A term used in disgust when describing something you really don't want or had to do.
Butthay, I really liked the suppository they gave me just before the procedure!

Butthay, we didn't have to sit in the sewage that long!!!
by Jamfetto March 24, 2009
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