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Twatter

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.
That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.
by jamfetto March 19, 2010
mugGet the Twattermug.

coo coo bonko

The state a child or young person adopts upon receiving extraordinary news or is simply elated.
She received news that her best friend was going to be in town for the whole week and without warning just went coo coo bonko but that was to be expected from an 8 year old...
by Jamfetto December 22, 2008
mugGet the coo coo bonkomug.

IT Solution

The common solution for companies when addressing any incoming Tech Call which is to completely restore a system to it's original state with no regard to information previously stored.
I incorrectly installed a driver but when I called tech support they wanted me to recover the entire system and they didn't even attempt to find an alternative solution. Wow, the typical IT Solution hits again..
by Jamfetto December 22, 2008
mugGet the IT Solutionmug.

brand pheromone

The currently unknown factor that gives certain brands the competitive edge over another when compared with identical markers.
It's amazing how XYZ Company when compared to 123 Company don't match up evenly. 123 blows XYZ out of the water but XYZ has that brand pheromone working for it...yea baby.
by Jamfetto February 23, 2009
mugGet the brand pheromonemug.

Three O

Another way of stating that you're Out of Office .
Dude,I'm Three O for the week catch ya later.
His/Her Three O is still on .. we need to text him/her to change her status..
by Jamfetto February 19, 2009
mugGet the Three Omug.

Thumbuptomy

The act of giving someone a "thumbs up" or one that gives theirself a thumbs up on a website.
No one was giving me a thumbs up on my report so I used the old thumbuptomy.
by Jamfetto April 6, 2009
mugGet the Thumbuptomymug.

Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.
by Jamfetto June 23, 2009
mugGet the Siamese Profile Syndromemug.

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