Definitions by Jamfetto

butthay 

A term used in disgust when describing something you really don't want or had to do.

Butthay, I really liked the suppository they gave me just before the procedure!

Butthay, we didn't have to sit in the sewage that long!!!

butthay by Jamfetto March 24, 2009

brand pheromone 

The currently unknown factor that gives certain brands the competitive edge over another when compared with identical markers.

It's amazing how XYZ Company when compared to 123 Company don't match up evenly. 123 blows XYZ out of the water but XYZ has that brand pheromone working for it...yea baby.

brand pheromone by Jamfetto February 23, 2009

Three O 

Another way of stating that you're Out of Office .

Dude,I'm Three O for the week catch ya later.
His/Her Three O is still on .. we need to text him/her to change her status..

Three O by Jamfetto February 19, 2009

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

Monkeypedia by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

coo coo bonko

The state a child or young person adopts upon receiving extraordinary news or is simply elated.

She received news that her best friend was going to be in town for the whole week and without warning just went coo coo bonko but that was to be expected from an 8 year old...

coo coo bonko by Jamfetto December 22, 2008

IT Solution 

The common solution for companies when addressing any incoming Tech Call which is to completely restore a system to it's original state with no regard to information previously stored.

I incorrectly installed a driver but when I called tech support they wanted me to recover the entire system and they didn't even attempt to find an alternative solution. Wow, the typical IT Solution hits again..

IT Solution by Jamfetto December 22, 2008

faceoholic 

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.

I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.

faceoholic by Jamfetto December 20, 2008