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Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.
by Jamfetto June 23, 2009
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brand pheromone

The currently unknown factor that gives certain brands the competitive edge over another when compared with identical markers.
It's amazing how XYZ Company when compared to 123 Company don't match up evenly. 123 blows XYZ out of the water but XYZ has that brand pheromone working for it...yea baby.
by Jamfetto February 23, 2009
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Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.
"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.
by Jamfetto January 8, 2009
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robotskeletonarmy

A legion of bony skeletons with an affinity for hollowed out volcanoes.
While searching for the key to the volcano the robotskeletonarmy rested eating cheesy crackers.
by jamfetto March 10, 2010
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fakeumentary

A video or film that purports information using a method that people in general believe to be in a format that provides factual information.
We watched a program on television about a historical event and found that the information was in error or not true. What a fakeumentary.
by Jamfetto June 6, 2010
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YAFI

short for you're a friggin (or your "F" word of choice) idiot. Used for those who support idiotic ideas.
I was watching cable news listening to someone and the moderator should have just said ," YAFI YAFI YAFI".
by Jamfetto October 10, 2009
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coo coo bonko

The state a child or young person adopts upon receiving extraordinary news or is simply elated.
She received news that her best friend was going to be in town for the whole week and without warning just went coo coo bonko but that was to be expected from an 8 year old...
by Jamfetto December 22, 2008
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