James299's definitions

I'm not that stupid

Something said when you are obviously that stupid

Person 1: You know movies aren't real, right?

Person 2: Yes, I'm not that stupid

by James299 July 27, 2016

Bracist

A British racist. They oppose immigration, often speak poor English , and count STIs as qualifications

Person 1: Why are you are Bracist?

Person 2 (the Bracist): cause I've got an E in art GCSE and four STIs, and if wasn't for all these immigants takin our jobs, I'd be a doktor bruv

by James299 July 27, 2016

Wookie

A girl with a hairy vag

Person 1: I'm so gonna bang her

Person 2: I wouldn't, she's a wookie

by James299 June 9, 2016

Breastsicle

When you freeze a girl's breasts then lick them, like a popsicle

That girl let me have a breastsicle last night!

by James299 June 9, 2016

Tory

A sex position that allows once dick to fuck millions of people at the same time.

I’m becoming a Tory so I can fuck the whole UK.

by James299 April 30, 2022

Hilary Clinton

The world's most famous neoliberal

Hilary Clinton is the Democratic nomination

by James299 July 26, 2016

Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

by James299 July 27, 2016