James299's definitions

Tory

A sex position that allows once dick to fuck millions of people at the same time.

I’m becoming a Tory so I can fuck the whole UK.

by James299 April 30, 2022

Fair enough

A phrase said when you need a reponse but can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: I'm going shopping

Person 2: Fair enough

by James299 July 28, 2016

Donald Trump

The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid

Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president

Person 2: *shoots self*

by James299 June 9, 2016

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

Bracist

A British racist. They oppose immigration, often speak poor English , and count STIs as qualifications

Person 1: Why are you are Bracist?

Person 2 (the Bracist): cause I've got an E in art GCSE and four STIs, and if wasn't for all these immigants takin our jobs, I'd be a doktor bruv

by James299 July 27, 2016

I'm not that stupid

Something said when you are obviously that stupid

Person 1: You know movies aren't real, right?

Person 2: Yes, I'm not that stupid

by James299 July 27, 2016

Tony Blair

A war monger responsible for Britain's involvement in the Iraq war

Tony Blair should be tried for war crimes

by James299 June 9, 2016