James299's definitions

Tory

A sex position that allows once dick to fuck millions of people at the same time.

I’m becoming a Tory so I can fuck the whole UK.

by James299 April 30, 2022

Fair enough

A phrase said when you need a reponse but can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: I'm going shopping

Person 2: Fair enough

by James299 July 28, 2016

Bracist

A British racist. They oppose immigration, often speak poor English , and count STIs as qualifications

Person 1: Why are you are Bracist?

Person 2 (the Bracist): cause I've got an E in art GCSE and four STIs, and if wasn't for all these immigants takin our jobs, I'd be a doktor bruv

by James299 July 27, 2016

Life

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure

I hate life

by James299 July 27, 2016

Loser

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You are a loser

by James299 July 27, 2016

I'm not that stupid

Something said when you are obviously that stupid

Person 1: You know movies aren't real, right?

Person 2: Yes, I'm not that stupid

by James299 July 27, 2016

Yea

An incorrect spelling of 'Yeah' used when you dont know how to spell the word

Person 1: You coming to town?

Person 2: Yea

by James299 July 27, 2016