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Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

by James299 July 26, 2016

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Fuckwit

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

by James299 July 26, 2016

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Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

by James299 July 27, 2016

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Hilary Clinton

The world's most famous neoliberal

Hilary Clinton is the Democratic nomination

by James299 July 26, 2016

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Donald Trump

The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid

Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president

Person 2: *shoots self*

by James299 June 9, 2016

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Faddle paddle

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

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Breastsicle

When you freeze a girl's breasts then lick them, like a popsicle

That girl let me have a breastsicle last night!

by James299 June 9, 2016

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