James299's definitions

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

Hilary Clinton

The world's most famous neoliberal

Hilary Clinton is the Democratic nomination

by James299 July 26, 2016

Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

by James299 July 26, 2016

Fuckwit

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

by James299 July 26, 2016

Bracist

A British racist. They oppose immigration, often speak poor English , and count STIs as qualifications

Person 1: Why are you are Bracist?

Person 2 (the Bracist): cause I've got an E in art GCSE and four STIs, and if wasn't for all these immigants takin our jobs, I'd be a doktor bruv

by James299 July 27, 2016

Life

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure

I hate life

by James299 July 27, 2016

Loser

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You are a loser

by James299 July 27, 2016