James Lowe's definitions

American Muscle

The definition of perfection! Even 35+ years old they can still beat the shit out of most cars today. Mainly designed to pulverize all cars on a drag race type run.

American muscle are very powerful, while thier gas mileage and cornering arent too great. Thier power and originality make up for all else. BOW DOWN TO AMERICAN MUSCLE YOU JAPANESE CAR LOSERS!!!

I do declare! American Muscle is the best thing to ever exist! SCREW JAPANESE CARS, PAL!

by James Lowe March 12, 2005

God

1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something

2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?

3) Poorly made religious figure

4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.

There is no God, there is only purgatory....Earth itself

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz

Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

bonerga

The ultimate stage of having an erection, also known (in my terms) when your cock cannot get any harder or longer and you are forced to strain to keep it that way...can also be known as the super-saiyan stage of erections.

Oh my god...I..HAVE..A BONERGA!!!

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Solid Snake

A character whom supposedly "infiltrates" as his job. When Metal Gear Solid is an action game, you can basically go in and shoot everything all to hell... I dont call this an infiltration game, oh yeah.. and Solid Snake is a Sam Fisher wanna be, even though Sam Fisher came out later.

I'd rather Splinter Cell it than Solid Snake it.

by James Lowe March 6, 2005

e-cest

To have sex with another family member online.

Jim-Bob did e-cest with his sister last night

by James Lowe April 8, 2006