James Lowe's definitions

mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005

dick splash

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.

Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

japornimation

The fucked up term that Connie Lingus used in describing something even the Japanese wouldnt even THINK about showing on television..no matter how sick it may be.

dude! what the fuck?

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Dragula

Rob Zombie's car and a kick ass tune

dig through the ditches and burn with the witches I slam in the back of DRAGULAAA!!!

by James Lowe July 11, 2004

Divine

Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.

to er is human, to forgive is divine

by James Lowe September 13, 2004