Definitions by James Lowe

Joke 

Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops

Funny shit, huh? I like that one

Joke by James Lowe February 5, 2005

Xbox Live 

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.

(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together

Xbox Live by James Lowe February 2, 2005

air taser 

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

air taser by James Lowe December 23, 2004

klingon 

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

klingon by James Lowe December 17, 2004

AOL 

The shittiest fucking ISP ever to come to existance. Their customer service reps are the biggest bunch of shit-eating, monkey fucking, motherfuckers ever!

Didnt thewy get sued by Warner Bros. For Copyright Infringement?

You Got Mail? Please! It should say "You got more spam, dickhead"

AOL by James Lowe December 17, 2004

God 

1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something

2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?

3) Poorly made religious figure

4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.

There is no God, there is only purgatory....Earth itself

God by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Camaro 

1) Pimpin' ass Chevy muscle car

2) These mofo's were pumped out of the assembly line than mexicans pumping out kids (Well...Maybe not, but still..)

My favorite Camaro is the 1970 1/2..whats yours?

Camaro by James Lowe December 17, 2004