James Lowe's definitions

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

Planetside

A great Online FPS that features thousands of people at one time..however, unless you got a beefy computer (1 GB RAM and 128 MB graphics card) for a game that has PS2 graphics it will be VERY LAGGY! In that sense..the game is oxymoron when it comes to its requirements and you need better hardware than it recommends.

I got 512MB RAM and 64MB graphics card...its the recommended requirements BUT I LAG LIKE SHIT!!

by James Lowe June 20, 2004

scream and cream

A pornographic website that shows horrible images and has stupid stories about women getting raped

hey man..have you ever seen

www.screamandcream.com ?

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

skyline

A japanese car that is PURE SHIT stock, even souped up its still not as good as the ever-powerful American Muscle

Skyline vs. American Muscle... the muscle would totally win

by James Lowe September 20, 2004

AOL

The shittiest fucking ISP ever to come to existance. Their customer service reps are the biggest bunch of shit-eating, monkey fucking, motherfuckers ever!

Didnt thewy get sued by Warner Bros. For Copyright Infringement?

You Got Mail? Please! It should say "You got more spam, dickhead"

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

tuner

A slang term for a 4-banger piece of shit japanese car that has been made into a street racer.

Tuners, even tuned, are hunk of scrap metal

My Camaro beat the fuck out of that tuner on the drag strip.

by James Lowe July 27, 2005