James Lowe's definitions

explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

american muscle

THE definition of what cars were and always will be in that era...and what cars should be today.

All hail the 1969 Dodge Charger R/T

Dude, did you see that '69 Charger R/T with that big-ass 426 Hemi? That shit puts out 425 horsepower

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Halo

A good fucking...im still waiting for Halo 2...but as I always say..Brute Force is better than Halo because you get to play as a lizard-person and its story and graphics are richer/better than Halo's....I still like Halo tho.

DUDE!! THAT Halo game is dope!

by James Lowe June 20, 2004

scream and cream

A pornographic website that shows horrible images and has stupid stories about women getting raped

hey man..have you ever seen

www.screamandcream.com ?

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Planetside

A great Online FPS that features thousands of people at one time..however, unless you got a beefy computer (1 GB RAM and 128 MB graphics card) for a game that has PS2 graphics it will be VERY LAGGY! In that sense..the game is oxymoron when it comes to its requirements and you need better hardware than it recommends.

I got 512MB RAM and 64MB graphics card...its the recommended requirements BUT I LAG LIKE SHIT!!

by James Lowe June 20, 2004

AOL

The shittiest fucking ISP ever to come to existance. Their customer service reps are the biggest bunch of shit-eating, monkey fucking, motherfuckers ever!

Didnt thewy get sued by Warner Bros. For Copyright Infringement?

You Got Mail? Please! It should say "You got more spam, dickhead"

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

tuner

A slang term for a 4-banger piece of shit japanese car that has been made into a street racer.

Tuners, even tuned, are hunk of scrap metal

My Camaro beat the fuck out of that tuner on the drag strip.

by James Lowe July 27, 2005