14 definitions by James Cox
That idiot left the gas pump nozzle in his SUV's gashole just pumping away while he went into the store to buy ciggies. I guess that he can't read the instructions on the pump.
by James Cox September 26, 2006
1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids
2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
She: Hon, you wanna make love?
He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
by James Cox March 8, 2007
A cell phone, when serving as a positioning locator or an eavesdropping device by a government agency, whether turned on or off. It is rendered ineffective only if the battery is removed.
Watch what you say when you have your cell phone on you. It's just a roving bug - Big Brother might be listening!
by James Cox June 22, 2007
A jazz music term, indicating a pattern in which two solo instruments alternately play 4 measures each.
Engaging in senseless or pointless argument.
Engaging in senseless or pointless argument.
"You better move now little darlin' or you'll be
trading fours with the Jack of Speed" . . .
Steely Dan's 'Jack of Speed' from Two Against Nature, 2000
trading fours with the Jack of Speed" . . .
Steely Dan's 'Jack of Speed' from Two Against Nature, 2000
by James Cox November 4, 2006
He may have lived here in North Carolina for the past 20-some years, but his accent reveals that he is just a Georgia cracker.
by James Cox August 29, 2006
Adj: A New England (specifically Massachusettes)slang term for something that is extreme or incomparable in nature or in quality; cool; awesome
A true Bostonian may remark:
We were all at the Aerosmith concert last Saturday night.
It was wicked hardcore!
We were all at the Aerosmith concert last Saturday night.
It was wicked hardcore!
by James Cox September 26, 2006
The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.
When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!
by James Cox December 9, 2006