sausage-gobbler

A person who enjoys a penis in his mouth a lot of the time.

Haggerty is such a sausage-gobbler!

by James Bell September 22, 2003

The Cream of the Crap

A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.

You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?

by James Bell February 18, 2007

desert eagle

Often contracted to "Deagle" (pronounced like "beagle"), this red-giant motherfucker of a gun is aggrandized by rappers, movies, and video games. Pimply-faced fans of said rappers, movies, and video games often praise this generally impractical penis extension. It is availible in .357 auto, .44 auto, and .50 Action Express. Approximately .17 KG empty, the Eagle, manufactured by Magnum Research, is the most powerful semiautomatic handgun availible. Instead of traditional blowback operation, the Deagle is gas operated, a la the M-16, AKM-47, G3, MP5, etc. The weapon is knowing to "stovepipe", when the slide/bolt assembly snaps back and forth so quickly and with so much force that the ejecting shell casing gets caught in the top of the slide and is subsequently crushed, jamming the weapon.

"Yo bitch, I fucked some muthafucka up with ma deagle, bitch.

Shut the hell up, you've never shot a gun, let alone a desert eagle."

by James Bell April 24, 2006