James's definitions

jozxyqk

The noise a Person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something

jozxyqk

the noise a person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something.

is it in the dictionary

It could be if your reading in the nude and you close the book too quick

*slams book shut*="jozxyqk"

by James December 20, 2003

Real Estate

A word used by estate agents in the U.S. It means you are of a social class higher than people who just own a house. People who use this word usually also wear a cowboy hat and puff on cigars.

"I'm gonna buy some more real estate"

by James January 18, 2005

firebird

As well as being a car, the Firebird is also a range of guitars made by Gibson in the 1960s. They are typically found in dark natural finish (although others are available) with an instantly recognisable angular body shape similar to the Explorer but much more rounded. Weird lookers but quite popular; their miini-humbucker pickups give off a tone which has the usual sustain but a far more trebly, brittle tone. Artists who have favoured the 'Bird include Cream and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

More well known is the FB's bass equivalent, the Thunderbird, played at some point by just about any big-name rock bassist you care to mention: John Entwistle, Peter Hook, Nikki Sixx, Nicky Wire, etc.

The Firebird V has less modifications than the Firebird VII

by james July 15, 2004

Pre cum

The clear fluid that comes out of the penis during foreplay. To make sex more comfortable. Sort of lubricant

She was rubbing his crotch and stroking his balls, while he was sucking her nipples, he produced pre cum

by James March 10, 2003

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 6, 2004

;;

Abreviated version of ;_;

I lost my job and now I am crying. ;;

by James August 22, 2004

pikeys

pikeys are irish gipsies that like to steal, fight and do other mainly illegal things... they speak a completly different language and always smell ! they ae bloody hard and should be steered clear of !

no i dont want my fuckin drive tarmaced thanks all the same !

by james February 14, 2004