James's definitions
A shirt worn by weedy polish post grads to accentuate their otherwise unnoticeable arm muscles, in the vain attempt to attract women, and detract from the fact they have compulsive erections.
'Ey, ey, ey, 'Enry I got some muscle shirts, now the laydeez will be like "ooo I wanna rub your pecs so bad!"...no, I don't see why I need to be subtle'
by James March 16, 2005
Get the Muscle shirtmug. Paul couldn't believe the size of Rebecca's giant hole and screamed "Jeronimo!" before mounting and penetrating her.
by James January 7, 2005
Get the jeronimomug. jozxyqk
the noise a person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something.
is it in the dictionary
It could be if your reading in the nude and you close the book too quick
*slams book shut*="jozxyqk"
the noise a person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something.
is it in the dictionary
It could be if your reading in the nude and you close the book too quick
*slams book shut*="jozxyqk"
by James December 20, 2003
Get the jozxyqkmug. A word used by estate agents in the U.S. It means you are of a social class higher than people who just own a house. People who use this word usually also wear a cowboy hat and puff on cigars.
by James January 18, 2005
Get the Real Estatemug. a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner
innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor
altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH
altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH
by james August 6, 2004
Get the altered beastmug. 
