James's definitions

Foot job

Masturbation by someones foot

He painted her toenails cream

by James March 10, 2003

Real Estate

A word used by estate agents in the U.S. It means you are of a social class higher than people who just own a house. People who use this word usually also wear a cowboy hat and puff on cigars.

"I'm gonna buy some more real estate"

by James January 18, 2005

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 6, 2004

dozer

A person who has a big ego for which they cannot control.

You're dozer is fucking out of control.

by James December 2, 2004

Rollover

Waking the next morning with in a drunken stupor similar to the one had the night before.

I woke up with such a rollover, I couldn't drive!

by James November 18, 2004

ruby

Object oriented language resembling perl, in which everything is an object.

10.times do |x|
print "#{x}: urbandictionary.com\n"
end

Prints this fine site's address 10 times.

by James February 7, 2005

schmurich

Another word for nonsense.

That book is total schmurich.

by James August 25, 2004