James's definitions

what the crap

what big game james says

what the crap? since when was lithuania a state?

by james October 25, 2004

Patey

Extremely afraid of public transport (especially buses)

A: Want to walk or take the bus to town?
B: Walk; I am Patey!

by James January 21, 2006

elephantidus

when a part on your body swells upto about 50x its normal size.

that guy had elephantidus on his balls and they hang down to his feet and are as wide as a beechball!

by James March 11, 2003

screwed and chopped

The art of slowing down an original track and remixing it to perfection.

Fuck Action 38 - screwed and chopped by OG Ron C

by james September 11, 2004

shrub

A bush; numerous other meanings. Sometimes, short for shrubbery.

There's a shrub growing in my best friend's front yard.

by James November 11, 2003

mackinen

PE enthusuast who loves america and his dinosaur PE beliefs.

Mackinen is a fucker

Shove your dinosaur beliefs up your ass

by james November 19, 2003

Rollover

Waking the next morning with in a drunken stupor similar to the one had the night before.

I woke up with such a rollover, I couldn't drive!

by James November 18, 2004