James's definitions

The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

by James January 29, 2004

mackinen

PE enthusuast who loves america and his dinosaur PE beliefs.

Mackinen is a fucker

Shove your dinosaur beliefs up your ass

by james November 19, 2003

hehaw

another word for a girls ass

Yo check out her hehaw.

by James July 17, 2003

james_bond_rulez

a sexy, muscular, well suited gentleman who has a license to kill any fags that pisses him off.

james_bond_rulez vows to kick osama bin laden in the ballz and bring him to justice

by james January 12, 2004

Dont sway

Dont worry, dont stress

dont sway bout that test man

by james November 23, 2003

nutsaqutron

(a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).

balls large enough to collapse into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron

by James December 26, 2003

ruby

Object oriented language resembling perl, in which everything is an object.

10.times do |x|
print "#{x}: urbandictionary.com\n"
end

Prints this fine site's address 10 times.

by James February 7, 2005