James's definitions

Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

by James February 24, 2004

bliksem

From Afrikaans through South African English

hey you bliksem, you've finished all the milk

by james February 2, 2005

eagle wings

When you fuck a woman with her legs as wide as possible

Are you flexible?
Yeah
Lets do eagle wings

by james March 10, 2003

blazed

see wordwasted/word, wordbombed/word, wordsmashed/word

I was smoking tomato leaves, but I was so blazed already I didn't notice

by James September 8, 2003

smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

nockers

Refered to breasts. rack

Look at the nockers on her!

by James February 19, 2005

morgition

a moron who makes up definitions

Derek is such a morgition, sitting on urbandictionary all night.

by James November 6, 2004