James's definitions

World War III

The war that was supposed to happen in 1985, according to the novel written by British former General Sir John Hackett, entitled "The Third World War: The Untold Story".

Features the usual Cold War era nemeses (U.S.A. / U.S.S.R) and their respective allies (lackies) with fighting taking place in various theatres, notably central Europe and the Middle East.

First published in 1978, revised in 1982; commonly referred to under the genre of "future history", but can now of course be classified as "alternate history".

"The Third World War" makes references to much of the military hardware of the day (F-15 Eagle fighter jets, AH-64 Apache helicopter gunships, and Abrams tanks, just to name a few), as well as concentrated (but contained) nuclear attacks on Birmingham, UK and Minsk, USSR.

A very realistic and intriguing account of what COULD HAVE happened, but thank God, never did. And an excellent read.

by James August 11, 2004

fleeced

Being cheated out of belongings

I paid too much for the car. I got fleeced.

by James December 4, 2003

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004

flik

Used when wanting to say fuck but are in class or around parents.

in the class room kid is bugging u "flik off"

by James December 23, 2004

Chafed Waif

Geordie (Stanley) expression for an unnappealingly thin girl. Mainly used by those who favour "something to fondle" from a larger and more robust woman.

"Ah Jimbo! No way! She's a chafed waif man!"

by James April 27, 2006

Dangerous-dave

Dangerous-dave is a ghetto celebrity, admired and feared for his astounding ability to manipulate the world around him for his own benefit. He is feared on his streets of Croydon particually for his care free "fuck the world" attitude. Bitches and hoes admire him becouse of his large black spear. Gangstas are quite simply scared out there wits by this caracter, hes known to have killed atleast 15 niggas and apperently he attempted to kill the infamous "Rav0r".

Dangerous-dave; prime suspect in saturday nights kfc robbery and later that night a black spear attack on a 16 year old blonde Croydon slut.

by james May 28, 2003

pizzle

noun fantastic

Used to denote acceptance or agreement as in the phrase 'that is the pizzle', or 'you're the pizzle baby'.

by james July 29, 2003