James's definitions

war on terror

See bullshit, failure, lie.

The War on Terror is basically the same as the War on Drugs.

by James November 8, 2003

Slush Puppy

A really loose girl.

I fucked that girl, it was like tossing a hotdog down a hallway! What a Slush Puppy!

by James April 27, 2003

jimmy tap

fast but soft smack on the balls

i got jimmy taped and i was crying for 10 minutes

by James March 9, 2003

brown

slang name for cigarette

oi i iz goin for a brown

by James February 29, 2004

fughtkskj7yustg liuab osiug fliug -rgf -qreg9-qar9i\-oisdf n

for when u have nothin to say it is the highest insult and means "Fuck you, you gay fish masturbating homo humping piss creaming lanky twattoid with no bollocks arse chicken loving dog fucker".

Hey, you, erm...fughtkskj7yustg liuab osiug fliug -rgf -qreg9-qar9i\-oisdf n!!!

by James May 1, 2003

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

Ilpalazzo

The baddest badass of them all.

Lord Ilpalazzo is a badass.

by James June 27, 2003