James's definitions

choober

A crazy moose.

James: Hello.
Nick: i r choober
James: Hello.

by james February 24, 2004

faiche

v.
to insult, degrade, burn, dis, zing
esp. kindheartedly among friends

n.
an insult, dis, zinger

I was faiched by my boyfirend the other day. We were on the phone and he told me that he really had to go (it was 12:35, mind you) because he had a class at 1:00 and didn't want to be late.

by James October 20, 2004

Finnigan Fag

Homosexual with fair skin. In order to be a Finnigan Fag, you must have asthma, blonde hair, fair skin, and rosey cheeks. Finnigan Fags also enjoy watching Trading Spaces and Christopher Lowell.

Phil Dear is such a Finnigan Fag, he is obsessed with watching those stupid decorating shows, and I also found a polaroid of he deepthroating a Keilbasa and nearly choking on it due to his asthmatic tendencies.

by james July 3, 2004

Butterfly knife

With just a flick of the wrist, you go from harmless citizen to vicious, knife-weilding warrior. Same stigmas as a swithblade apply; see dangerous, lethal, scary and gangster. Although no more lethal than any other sharp object (see rock, nail and razor for examples), the media has turned it into something it never was.

Technical definition: balisong

Commonly mistaken as: switchblade, illegal

That flashy looking device I opened with one hand was a butterfly knife.

by James September 12, 2004

chounk

chounk noun; sex, relating to sex, etc. Ex. Man i need to get some chounk!

Carl was hollering at hoes in an attempt to get some chounk.

by James May 13, 2004

Moisty

somone who moists out.. i.e. pikes, lazy as well as a bit wet behind the ears.talks in low soft whispers and yet is somewhat hopeful..if only slightly annrebriated.

Youre not coming again? Your'e such a moisty.He's not leaving the house today.He prefers to moist in front of the playstation.

by james January 11, 2004

Guesty

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.

"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"

by james November 15, 2003