James's definitions

mother in law

Bringer of Hell to Earth.

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.

by James October 31, 2003

Tekisasu

The Japanese word for "Texas."

Boku-no kazoku-ni Tekisasu-de aimashyou.

by James November 3, 2003

war on terror

See bullshit, failure, lie.

The War on Terror is basically the same as the War on Drugs.

by James November 8, 2003

Usui

Someone who is very "sexy".

Omg is that Jamse "usui".

by James November 10, 2003

A stebbo

A stebbo is a boy who thinks he is of ethnic origin but is really white middle class. He imitates the actions of his ganster idols from films such as 'menace 2 society' but to no avail as he is still outwardly soft as a rice pudding.

That boy is a stebbo

by james April 16, 2006

Cottaging

the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure

"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"

"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"

by James November 11, 2003

Piles

The itching sensation felt in the rectal cavity.

. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien

by James November 11, 2003