James's definitions

bizkit

n. see dick or penis

Limp Bizkit is the dumbest name for a band ever.

by James July 30, 2004

clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside

"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!

by James August 1, 2004

Ooching

Some word Pres. Bush made up to make himself look smart.

We will be ooching the enemy..wwwaahh

by James August 5, 2004

Chemical Peel

1. A form of facial given at most beauty salons
2. Similar to a facial, except that the person giving it has the Asian STD that causes one's sperm to turn acidic and burn the other person

"How much do you charge for a chemical peel to go with my facial?"

and

"Ah my face! You gave me a chemical peel!"

by James August 6, 2004

gronk

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke

man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.

by james August 6, 2004

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 6, 2004

slug

to punch in the face

im goina slug u soooo hard!

by james August 7, 2004