James's definitions

testicles

Ball's, Nutt's, Rock's. Sounds like a term Car mfg. should have capialized on.

Take the first two TESTICLE'S off the assembly line to the proving grounds. We'll use them as; TESTvehICLE'S.

by James January 16, 2004

in the sticks

In the middle of no where.

He woke up in the sticks after a night on the binge.

by James May 13, 2005

Anarcovandagoon

Anarcovandagoon: A person holding superficial and misguided ideas reguarding the ideology of Anarchism. An Anarcovandagoon can be most commonly be seen wearing black tattered clothing ALL THE TIME, a second hand backpack branded with store bought ‘red A’ and NIN patchs; however, can sometimes be seen riding the latest skateboard found on the cover of the latest skateboard magazine produced by the hippest multi-national around (AOL Time Warner). Ararcovandagoon’s also partake in random acts of street violence and vandalism while in their natural habit: outside the local Starbucks at the mall. In general, Anarcovandagoon’s are of a younger age; however, have been known to fully function within College’s and trade schools in search of that ‘killer job’. Seen as self-made individuals, Anarcovandagoons, are nothing more than walking contradictions.
*Also see- Mindless Automaton.

MARGE: Oh look, Richard! that poor looking boy over there with horrible clothes,hanging outside our Starbucks...how..tragic, lets give him some change to get something to eat.

RICHARD: NoNo Marge. That's the Swanson's boy, Toby. Thinks he's an Anarcovandagoon or somethingaruther. We'll see his parents at the next PTA meeting, I'll have choise words for them about young Toby's "life".

by James March 5, 2004

Volvo

'Guy Speak': Acronym. Meaning Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening. Used to cover up the fact they are talking about a womans nasty genitals after childbirth...when either in the company of women or not.

"My Volvo just doesn't perform the way it used to."

"Damn, she's got a Volvo down there"

"My wife's Volvo has far too many miles on it, it's impossible to even get it to tunrover in the morning."

by James March 7, 2004

Asmo

Asmo by its very definition means cool and sexy and utterly awesome.

"man your cool shit! Your like ASMO!!!"

by james March 23, 2004

pimp

To make better, to fix up,

Pimp my ride, job, house, clothes, phone, hair, etc

by James February 9, 2005

J-Town

A border town near El Paso, Texas (AKA Juarez, Mexico) where local college students from NMSU (New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico) and UTEP (University of Texas at El Paso, Texas) go to get really really intoxicated. Features drink-n-drown for $10 and the legal drinking age in MX is 18 ;)

It's Monday at noon, finals are over. Let's all get in the car and go to J-Town!

by James December 21, 2003