James's definitions

Fat Tire

An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.

"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."

by James November 11, 2004

gim

A little shit-disturbing programmer from the east-end.

I'm gonna clock that gim.

by James December 29, 2003

chounk

chounk noun; sex, relating to sex, etc. Ex. Man i need to get some chounk!

Carl was hollering at hoes in an attempt to get some chounk.

by James May 13, 2004

vee

Vee means someone who discovered drinking and is usually a one shot wonder when it comes to hard liquor.

Hey you must be VEE, one shot wonder boy!

by james January 22, 2004

Guesty

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.

"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"

by james November 15, 2003

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

Finnigan Fag

Homosexual with fair skin. In order to be a Finnigan Fag, you must have asthma, blonde hair, fair skin, and rosey cheeks. Finnigan Fags also enjoy watching Trading Spaces and Christopher Lowell.

Phil Dear is such a Finnigan Fag, he is obsessed with watching those stupid decorating shows, and I also found a polaroid of he deepthroating a Keilbasa and nearly choking on it due to his asthmatic tendencies.

by james July 3, 2004