James's definitions

deuce

to take deuce means to shit ... deuce=jamie

hey looks it's deuce... cause she juss took a huge deuce!

by james December 12, 2004

hutch

a combination of ho, slut, and bitch.

Shut up, you stupi, dirty ass hutch.

by james September 2, 2003

i before e

....except for words that have the pronouncation "ay" in them.

weigh, neighbor etc.

by James November 18, 2003

Wesley Clark

The 44th and next President of the United States.

Jeb and his Florida cronies won't be able to rig the election results this time around. ;)

bye bye dubya....

to be inaugaurated as 44th President of the United States, Jan.20,2005.

by James November 20, 2003

one minute man

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.

Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.

by James October 4, 2003

stocker

Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.

a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"

by James May 13, 2005

soiler

1) An unclean individual who pollutes his immediate environment and those around him.

2) A bad influence

3) A rich Norweigan

"Peg, that girl you got off with last night was such a soiler!"

by James January 30, 2004