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korn

Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.
"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*
by JakeStar May 3, 2005
mugGet the kornmug.

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.
"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."
by JakeStar April 4, 2005
mugGet the myspacemug.

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.
Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!
by JakeStar September 11, 2006
mugGet the craniummug.

floorgy

A group of people sleeping on the floor, for lack of suitable sleeping areas.

The next morning is characterized by sore backs and necks, poor quality of sleep, and at least two people hooking up.
We snuck 13 people into the hotel during the ski trip, the only way we could accomodate them was with a floorgy.
by JakeStar April 18, 2005
mugGet the floorgymug.

neighbor

People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.
Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.
by JakeStar April 28, 2005
mugGet the neighbormug.

Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.
My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?
by JakeStar September 2, 2005
mugGet the Amateur Hourmug.

Liberal media

When CBS has an "intellegence failure" and does an anti-Bush story, 4 people loose their jobs and Dan Rather's career is tainted.

When George W. Bush has an "intellegence failure," we pre-emptively bomb a country, 1,500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis die. He says "Oops," gets re-elected.
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
mugGet the Liberal mediamug.

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