JakeStar's definitions

korn

Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.

"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*

by JakeStar May 3, 2005

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

madawk

A contraction of mad awkward. Can be used as an interjection in situations that are very awkward

'Mom walked in on me right before I was about to get laid"

"Madawk"

by JakeStar November 28, 2005

teenage wastland

Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley

"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"

"I'm afraid I don't know that one"

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

guster

Fluffy rock for college girls.

Federal law requires every female student between the ages of 18 and 21 to own at least two (2) Guster albums, and include one (1) Guster quote in their facebook profile.

by JakeStar April 5, 2005

american english

It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.

There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.

by JakeStar March 3, 2007