JakeStar's definitions

madawk

A contraction of mad awkward. Can be used as an interjection in situations that are very awkward

'Mom walked in on me right before I was about to get laid"

"Madawk"

by JakeStar November 28, 2005

neighbor

People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.

Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

handle

1. A 1.75 liter (half-gallon) bottle of liquor or other alcohol. Often has a handle or grip on the side for easy access.

2. One's online alias or nickname.

Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.

"SnYpeR2233? What kind of handle is that? Some kind of new Polish vodka?"

"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."

by JakeStar April 8, 2006

uma thurman

Talented actress most famous for her roles in the Quinten Tarintino's Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill series.

She resembles a classy, pretty, Paris Hilton.

Not only is she a better actress than Paris Hilton, shes way hotter.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

by Jakestar April 8, 2006

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

hoodie party

The first massive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. Sometimes occurs on Columbus Day weekend, more often Thanksgiving weekend. Named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.

Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.

My favorite hoodie party game is "Which chick gained the most weight?"

by JakeStar November 19, 2005