Jake in NYC's definitions

boner pill

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."

by Jake in NYC December 7, 2005

Charlize Theron

Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.

That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.

by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005

sokolove

A subhuman leech who profits by trading on the misery of others. Especially with no concern for those that it is using.

That guy gets rich by using the misfortunes of those who are unable to fend for themselves. He's such a sokolove.

by Jake in NYC October 25, 2005

University of Delaware

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.

by Jake in NYC December 13, 2005

Hillary Duff

A teenaged slut, who is also a no-talent hack.

Pal, don't go tellin' me your girlfriend can sing, cuz she can't. Plus she fucks for free. She's a real Hillary Duff.

by Jake in NYC November 19, 2005

wikipedia

An online pseudo-encyclopedia that is run by a bunch of pimply-faced teenaged nerds and 40 year old obese virgins living in the mothers' basements. On this particular website, truth isn't based upon the facts but rather upon majority opinion.

Wikipedia is a steaming pile of BS, run by a bunch of lusers.

by Jake in NYC January 25, 2008

Long Dong Silver

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.

"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."

by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005