15 definitions by Jake The Doggo
something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with
1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
by Jake The Doggo October 24, 2016
a hipster that you find that plays the ukelele all the time, they usually have dreads and listen to Twenty One Pilots and Halsey. They are that kid that just randomly say deep quotes without actually knowing what it means but it goes along with the situation. They are usually Swedish Columbian who eats a lot of Funyuns.
by Jake The Doggo October 24, 2016
a fake Tumblr girl or should I say female because most of them will get angry that you assumed their gender. They are those girls who always wear flannel, chockers, skinny jeans and usually have pixie cuts and/or dyed hair. They never stop talking about bands especially Twenty One Pilots, Fall Out Boy, and Panic! At The Disco and sometimes but not really anymore My Chemical Romance. They also never stop talking about how they are bisexual/lesbian/pansexual or genderfluid/a boy even if everyone else knows its a huge phase and it's actually ruining the lgbt community. They usually say "I'm so emo" whether its a joke or they actually believe themselves when really they're not and they're just a wannabe. They usually act deep without actually genuinley being deep, they also are like hipsters with posting auesthetic type pictures. They will most of the times claim they have a disorder like OCD, depression, anxiety disorder etc. when really they don't and it insults people with actual disorders. They are also overly obsessive with Steven Universe and Undertale. They think they're so cute when really they're super fake and it makes girls that look like them look bad when they're not fake at all.
by Jake The Doggo October 24, 2016
Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt
Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt
by Jake The Doggo October 24, 2016
by Jake The Doggo October 27, 2016
It can mean many things but for this one it means someone under 18 that got someone or got pregnant. The younger you are the more of a slut you are. It goes for both males and females.
1. Did you hear Amber got pregnant?
2. Isn't she just 14?? What a slut! smh
1. Did you hear Jase got some girl pregnant?
2. Isn't he just 14??? What a slut! smh
2. Isn't she just 14?? What a slut! smh
1. Did you hear Jase got some girl pregnant?
2. Isn't he just 14??? What a slut! smh
by Jake The Doggo November 3, 2016