7 definitions by Jake E. Pants
1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one
by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002
1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.
2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly
2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly
by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002
when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina
by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002
Bill: What did you and Yolanda do last night?
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick
by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002
1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002
by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002
by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002