by Jake July 17, 2003
Get the Shyan Jannisemug. "I need to harch the fuck out of it."
by Jake January 06, 2005
Get the harchmug. Highest score on a rating system for females, originally popularized by the Bo Derek movie "Ten" in which she really IS a TEN (now, she's slipped to a 9-1/2). TEN=top-quality,TEN is the highest and ZERO is the lowest. This scale can rate anything but women are the most popular use of it.
Susan Sarandon is a ten.
Sharon Stone is a 10.
Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)
Janet Jackson is a 4.
I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
Sharon Stone is a 10.
Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)
Janet Jackson is a 4.
I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
by Jake March 09, 2004
Get the tenmug. a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
Get the cucumbermug. by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the haggardmug. by Jake May 08, 2003
Get the naschemug. by Jake December 24, 2004
Get the Clover snatchermug.