Jake's definitions

cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.

I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!

by Jake November 15, 2003

goths

like a greb, a person who does not fit into normal, social society and feels the need to stand out as much as possible to gain attention, although the attention they get usually contains the words fuck and off. need a shower and the lads where make up (wots that all about u fags)

oi u ponse u look like lilly savage with all that make up on

by jake May 13, 2005

Slim Shadey

A stringy form of diarrhea.

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.

by Jake February 26, 2003

fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite food. He advertises them, but does not do a very good job of it. The mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a marshmallow named Marshie.

"You best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"

by Jake August 14, 2003

Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

by Jake March 26, 2004

Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.

Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.

by Jake June 18, 2006