Jake's definitions

cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.

by Jake April 12, 2003

goths

like a greb, a person who does not fit into normal, social society and feels the need to stand out as much as possible to gain attention, although the attention they get usually contains the words fuck and off. need a shower and the lads where make up (wots that all about u fags)

oi u ponse u look like lilly savage with all that make up on

by jake May 13, 2005

lucktans

boobs on a very pretty girl

"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"

by Jake January 6, 2005

crunk

getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"

that's about it, get crunk!

i was goin out to get crunk, but someone stole my car

by jake August 4, 2004

love button

clitoris, especially a prominent, erect one

The first time I went down on her I was surprised to find her love button was like a 1" penis

by Jake March 24, 2004

knuck flucker

One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.

"I think Earl is a knuck flucker. I can hear the chickens..."

by JakE May 24, 2007

Tug Boat

a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night

Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise

by Jake March 7, 2004