Jake's definitions

white spaceship

The greatest song in the world by Timbaland and Pharrell. It has been rejected from the Under Construction Part II CD and i fuckidy fuckin' need it bitches!!
yours truly
whitespaceship

Its that big white spaceship with green windows and we gon' get high tonight.

by Jake February 14, 2005

Alpha Male

1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.
2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.

In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.
*Wolves mate for life*

by Jake October 15, 2004

Mo

Short for "mother" or "mother fucker" used to show exajuration. (spelling?)

"MY TOE HURTS LIKE A MO ON HER BIRTH DAY!!!!"

"Duuudee"

by jake February 7, 2005

Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

by Jake March 26, 2004

Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.

Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.

by Jake June 18, 2006

fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite food. He advertises them, but does not do a very good job of it. The mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a marshmallow named Marshie.

"You best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"

by Jake August 14, 2003

Tug Boat

a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night

Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise

by Jake March 7, 2004