Jake's definitions

Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato

Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.

by Jake September 28, 2003

Monikola

This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.

Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.

by Jake April 15, 2005

bujetto

To be queer in a way that you can't explain.

Alex and Mitchell were feeling each other up again, they're so bujetto.

by Jake May 8, 2003

fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

by jAkE February 8, 2005

box social

A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.

My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.

Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.

by Jake February 3, 2004

tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

by Jake November 17, 2003

cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.

by Jake April 12, 2003