Jake's definitions

Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.

Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.

by Jake June 18, 2006

blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.

I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.

by Jake February 20, 2004

cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.

I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!

by Jake November 15, 2003

BJ Central

a female who gives blowjobs to the exclusion of other sexual activities

She's bj central, but forget about any other kind of sex with her

by Jake February 25, 2004

goths

like a greb, a person who does not fit into normal, social society and feels the need to stand out as much as possible to gain attention, although the attention they get usually contains the words fuck and off. need a shower and the lads where make up (wots that all about u fags)

oi u ponse u look like lilly savage with all that make up on

by jake May 13, 2005

box social

A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.

My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.

Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.

by Jake February 3, 2004