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glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)
i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed
by Jake November 12, 2003
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Shunned

Amish expression for excluding from the society; not spoken to, not looked at, not responded to, completely ignored as if they don't exist
in WITNESS, Kelly McGillis' character was about to be shunned for fraternizing with 'the english'
by Jake February 3, 2004
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friends with benefits

Two friends, a man & a woman, with a casual dating relationship; the benefits can be long,deep,flirting conversations, or jack and jill sessions, or mutual masterbation, or make-out sessions which can include just an exchange of oral sex or penetration sex without commitment.
We're not dating, we're just friends with benefits.Sometimes he comes over and we just talk,other times we masturbate ourselves without touching, then sometimes we get each other off one way or another, once in a while we fuck, its different everytime we see each other.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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ying

an exclamitory word. it is used when one randomly sneaks up upon an unsuspecting victim, preceded by violently screaming "YING!" in their ear, thereby scaring the shit out of them.
"dude i just yinged the shit out of those beaners mowing that lawn. you should have seen them run back to mexico!"
by jAkE September 6, 2005
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Hot chocolate arguement

An argument that is silly and can't be resolved. Usually about symantics.

The genesis is an argument over whether hot chocolate is still hot chocolate if it's cold.
by Jake November 15, 2004
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Grand Canyon

The act of which during sex the male inserts his cock in the bottom of the females cleavage and runs it through to the top where she then gives him oral sex.

Less technical : Stick da cock inbetween them titties to get that blow job!
Man I swear,if the woman aint got big tits theres no point for a grand canyon.
by Jake October 13, 2004
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box social

A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.

My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.
Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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