Jake's definitions

duder

anyone who partakes in a dumbass activity or is considered theirselfs a complete dumbass.

Look at that duder with his gay mullet

by jake April 28, 2004

rubdown

(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.

Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.

by Jake March 24, 2004

:O

1.) Surprised smiley, used when you are surprised.

2.) To fuck somebody.

3.) A bad word.

4.) A bad place.

Jack: Hey lets go to the :O center.
John: You high Jack? Only :O people go there.
Johhny: Yeah and it's the teacher's favorite place.
Jack: Yeah i think i changed my mind.

by Jake April 23, 2005

faith

Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.

My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!

by Jake August 10, 2004

bjung

An asian drum. Extremely simple to play. Often used in asian retard symphonies

I like to play the bjung!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

Yowzas

something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting

Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS

by jake April 14, 2005