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Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.
I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !
by Jake February 1, 2004
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cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.
I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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cleavage

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.
I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage
by Jake March 5, 2004
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The Dot

Dont wander around The Dot alone at night!
by Jake March 31, 2005
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ying bender

in the dumb cartoon network show "avatar" there are "benders" which are people who master an element. such as a fire or water bender. a YING bender is one who has mastered the technique of YINGing people.

see, ying
avatar- "im an air bender!"

me- "fuck you kid. im a YING bender! tremble before my great power!"

avatar- "ahhhhhhh!!"
by jAkE September 6, 2005
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t& a

talent & ability (Wm. Shatner)

a.k.a. tits & ass
She helped me with my 'homework', she has great t& a.
by Jake March 21, 2004
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Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.
I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.
by Jake November 22, 2004
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