Jake's definitions

GBJG

a character on atnw
a picture of a woman with her eyes wide and her mouth open goofily.
...like she is giving a goofy blowjob.

GBJB is so secxksy

by jake December 22, 2003

Total Request Live

Total Request DEAD

by Jake February 26, 2003

Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.

"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"

by Jake January 6, 2005

xino

When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the word "comp" as in computer, but has bad typing skills and his/her keys are not in the home position; thus, the resulting typed word is one letter to the left

n00b: OMG, MAH XINO 1S S0000 BROKIN!!!1!!11 WTF LOLOLOL I MEANT COMP!!!1!!1!1

by Jake November 6, 2004

Javeline

Name given to a daughter by continuum obsessed parents

Parent: Javeline! Bed time! your father and I have to play continuum.

by Jake May 5, 2005

Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10

by jake April 1, 2005

dick fuse

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

by Jake March 5, 2004