Jake's definitions

ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 6, 2005

poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

by Jake January 30, 2004

unpenetrierceable

This word means that a shield is penatrable by any bullet that somebody named Jacob shoots.

My shield is unpenetrierceable. So now if your name is Jacob, you can shoot bullets through it.

by Jake October 13, 2004

fing da ling

Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2

1. "FING DA LA DING DA LA DING!!!"
2. " He ho...fing da ling!"

by Jake February 2, 2005

fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.

Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.

by JakE May 21, 2007

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by JakE May 21, 2007