Jake's definitions

East Bum

Shortened (some might say clean) version of East Bumfuck.

Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.

"This sucks! Our car breaks down in the middle of East Bum and we have nowhere to stay!"

by Jake March 22, 2005

fazy

the point of alcoholic intoxication when you are in between "buzzin" and "faded"

yeah bro, after sluggin that 40oz i was pretty fazy

by jake January 2, 2005

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 1, 2004

winkie

noun;a person of diminished mental capacity

He's normal but his twin brother's a winkie, he was born second and was oxygen-deprived

by Jake February 17, 2004

ter

marijuana; cannabis sativa; derived from the language Jag

"Let's go smoke some ter."

by Jake January 6, 2005

v265

shit boxx phone it's a piece of shit

what that new phone you got blows anus

by jake April 24, 2005

womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

by Jake January 10, 2004