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Stockholm syndrome

the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).
She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.
by Jake December 31, 2003
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quickie

It is common after spending years in a relationship for the urgency and thrill once felt with sex to wane. Having a ‘quickie’ now and then....fast sex with little foreplay.....is a great way to spice things up and revive some of the spontaneity and excitement that may be lacking in a mundane love life.

For those who don’t know, “quickie” is the term given to a sexual romp that is exactly that – quick. It is to the point, exciting and usually quite intense. And it is often more animalistic and lust-driven than regular “romantic” sex.
Five-minute frolics are great because they are reminiscent of the beginning of a relationship when it is difficult to keep hands off one another. When you’re constantly trying to break away whenever possible to enjoy some physical contact with each other. When attractions are so strong that you don’t even bother to get fully undressed before going at it. It is these intense desires that are at the heart of the quickie.

In addition to being a great way to injecting passion back into your relationship, quickies are a handy time-management tool in a busy life. There may be day-to-day commitments that prevent you from having sex as often as you use to. Or, maybe at the end of the day, you or your partner are just too tired from working and looking after the kids to get involved in an hour-long lovemaking session. A quickie is a great way to still get some sexual satisfaction, without having to devote too much time or energy!

Now, while quickies are a great way to get pleasure and keep the fire of love alive, it is not advised to ONLY have quickies. A loving, healthy relationship demands balance. Having an occasional quickie can demonstrate there is still passion in the relationship. However, making love (the romantic kind!) and taking the time to satisfy and thoroughly enjoy each other, is necessary for strengthening intimacy.

Just as long as it is mutually agreed upon (i.e. both of you know in advance that it’s going to be short and sweet), quickies are great way to reconnect with one another and are a great solution to trying to schedule sex around hectic lifestyles. There’s nothing wrong (or selfish!) with wanting a brief and exciting break and then getting back to the dishes, paying bills or whatever you were in the middle of doing!

"I was sitting in my study chair with CALCULUS 301 on my mind. I was wearing just my bathrobe. She came into the room naked, sat on my lap, and proceeded to give me a quickie then disappeared leaving me to concentrate."
by Jake February 22, 2004
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blueberry yum yum

chronic ass weed- the kind that makes you choke and reach an inner peace; derived from Ludacris with help from the language Jag.
"Let's get some bluberry yum yum and get high my nigga."
by Jake January 10, 2005
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leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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yeaferjenkembab and co

the coolest group of people ever!! they rock. invented in 2003 to replace "posse" and can't be spelled without a y, e, a, f, r, j, n, k, b, n, d, c, or o. we represent da AHA, da 610 to da 215 and da 856. yeah!!!!!!!
Yeaferjenkembab and co is officially the shiznit
by Jake June 27, 2004
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Dry mouth

When you get stoned on weed after a certain point your mouth will get really dry.
"Dude, pass the water, I've got drymouth"
by Jake January 22, 2005
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rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.
When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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