Jake's definitions

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 21, 2007

four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet

That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.

by Jake March 17, 2004

DeVry university

A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.

Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.

by Jake June 5, 2004

beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.

*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*

by JakE February 1, 2010

frugly

A devastating combination of fatness and uglyness

damn! u frugly DAMN shes ugly and fat !

by jake November 20, 2004

Javeline

Name given to a daughter by continuum obsessed parents

Parent: Javeline! Bed time! your father and I have to play continuum.

by Jake May 5, 2005

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 20, 2004