Jake's definitions

ying

an exclamitory word. it is used when one randomly sneaks up upon an unsuspecting victim, preceded by violently screaming "YING!" in their ear, thereby scaring the shit out of them.

"dude i just yinged the shit out of those beaners mowing that lawn. you should have seen them run back to mexico!"

by jAkE September 6, 2005

dizzo

My fat ass dick, cock, horse shlong

yo dawg dat bitch over thurr is on my dizzo

by Jake May 13, 2005

Afofa

Someone who consumed of marijuana or Alcohol.

Look at those guys smoking weed! What a bunch of AFOFAS!

by Jake September 14, 2003

nipple

a 5-cent coin

Let me see your nipple, er, I mean NICKEL !

by Jake February 20, 2004

Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10

by jake April 1, 2005

cock author

One who enjoys tatooing dirty homosexual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. Not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a penis, the cock author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.

Hans: Were you invited to Bjorn's tatoo party?

Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.

Hans: Oh shit...

by JakE May 21, 2007

g unit!

g unit AKA gorrilla unit used for random notations.

fidy sent- GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT!!!
or
bob-thats cool!
fred- G UNIT!
or
randomly say g unit!!

by jake April 11, 2005