Jake's definitions

Adult Swim

time with no kids in the pool; the adults can feel each other up without worrying that some 10-year-old with goggles is going to see them.

My dad slipped my mom a boner during adult swim and I was born 9 months later. After that they were more careful to use condoms.

by Jake February 28, 2004

pop

When you smoke a bong, dry or wet, once the weed is all gone you'll hear a very slight popping sounds as the remanants are sucked down. Then you know it's time to load up and have some more :)

"Dude, you can stop toking now, I heard it pop"

by Jake January 22, 2005

nervous

A women one is trying to hook up with but is unaware of her feelings towards him. So called because the women in question makes the wooer nervous.

Friend 1: How's nervous doing?
Friend 2: She's killing me man, I have no idea what she wants.

by Jake September 28, 2006

im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly

john sed"im high as a motherfucker"

by jake June 17, 2006

fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.

Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.

by Jake April 21, 2004

duds

A term used to describe outrageously ugly girls.

'Yeah I went out with those girls last night'
--Did you do em?
'No, they were duds.'

by Jake February 27, 2005

blower

car-talk for "supercharger"

His '69 Buick SKYLARK has a blower.

Her '67 Mustang is blown, not aftermarket turbo'd.

by Jake February 25, 2004