Jake's definitions

imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.

OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.

by Jake March 26, 2004

Bofadoze

noun: indicating the presence of 2 objects

What colors does this sweater come in?
Blue and green. OK, give me bofadoze in a large

by Jake December 24, 2004

flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

by Jake March 6, 2004

muart

too die; dying; derived from the language Jag

I'm gonna be muart if I eat all that vitamin e."

by Jake January 10, 2005

shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)

I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.

by Jake February 3, 2004

sicko

A person that has mental problems. A person that is sick or has a polluted mind.

Dude THAT guy is a sickoo. He just makes mom jokes all the time trying to be cool in front of his friends. =O

by Jake April 22, 2005

got em

when some gets dissed, caught or doesnt have comeback, you say got em to show they cant do anything about it

alex: yo moma said da same thing last nite bitch, wat u gon do?

jake: got em

by jake December 28, 2005