Jake's definitions

bjung

An asian drum. Extremely simple to play. Often used in asian retard symphonies

I like to play the bjung!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

vitamin e

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag

"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"

by Jake January 10, 2005

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004

2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004

ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

by Jake February 16, 2005

butter face

woman who is ugly, see troll

She's got a fine booty and nice tits but a butter face

by Jake March 9, 2004