Jake's definitions

Baby Beluga

with clothes, same as a whalefuck which is without clothes

That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart

by Jake February 29, 2004

hot box

the act of farting in a car filled with people, then locking the windows, forcing the people in the car to smell your fart

(while driving, alex farts and locks the window)
Alex: HOT BOX!
Jimmy, Robert and Susan: NO! I CAN'T BREATHE!

by jake May 4, 2006

Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.

"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.

by Jake October 26, 2004

Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.

Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.

by jake August 6, 2004

cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

by Jake February 17, 2004

erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004

pooch

Another way to say dog. Simple as that.

"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"

by Jake March 27, 2005