Jakabones's definitions

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 15, 2006

Friday

When you wake up Friday morning, a sort of jubilance can often take place. This is so much so, that this day of the week has a restaurant named after it, praising it-TGI Friday's-. Friday's are always easy, bar-none. The best thing about Friday's is of course that they are the start to the weekend.

I love Fridays, I really do.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

shyot

A combination of the words shit, and shot. Usually used when and older person tries not to cuss, midway througth the word.

Billy's dad said Shyot in response to the horrible play.

by Jakabones September 4, 2005

Tuesday

A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.

Tuesday...well at least it's not Monday.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

junior

Your third year of high school. Junior year means you are finally an upperclassman, after two years of crap at the sophomore and freshman ranks. However, as a junior, you still aren't the top dogs in the school, and still have another year to take orders from older douchebags. Junior year marks the beginning of the second half of your high school career...Good Luck.

Junior year is like playing the role of Robin for a whole school year.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Bell Curve

2 Definitions.
1.)Meaning in the long run, good deads will prevail.
2.)Meaning that everything evens out over time.

We all get our chances, just wait for the bell curve.

by Jakabones January 13, 2006

ball sweat

The most disgusting smell known to man, other than curdled milk.

Man, I can't get this nasty ball sweat smell to leave!

by Jakabones September 5, 2005