Jakabones's definitions

monday

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 15, 2006

Friday

When you wake up Friday morning, a sort of jubilance can often take place. This is so much so, that this day of the week has a restaurant named after it, praising it-TGI Friday's-. Friday's are always easy, bar-none. The best thing about Friday's is of course that they are the start to the weekend.

I love Fridays, I really do.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

shyot

A combination of the words shit, and shot. Usually used when and older person tries not to cuss, midway througth the word.

Billy's dad said Shyot in response to the horrible play.

by Jakabones September 4, 2005

Tuesday

A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.

Tuesday...well at least it's not Monday.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Bell Curve

2 Definitions.
1.)Meaning in the long run, good deads will prevail.
2.)Meaning that everything evens out over time.

We all get our chances, just wait for the bell curve.

by Jakabones January 13, 2006

Solace

Comfort in times of dissapointment.

The solace did little to take my mind off the loss.

by Jakabones April 29, 2006