20 definitions by Jakabones

Rockhurst

A private, all male high school located in Kansas City, Missouri. If you are an outstanding athlete from the ages of 8-14, chances are Rockhurst will be trying to somehow get you to come play for their high school in one sport of another. The school is strategically located on the border of Kansas and Missouri for two reasons.
1.)They can be located as close to the middle of the city as possible.
2.)They can pay cheaper taxes in Missouri.

I hate Rockhurst, they take all the best players...yet somehow manage to blow more state title runs than any school in the Missouri.

by Jakabones January 14, 2006

ball sweat

The most disgusting smell known to man, other than curdled milk.

Man, I can't get this nasty ball sweat smell to leave!

by Jakabones August 14, 2005

luncheon

When a group of people gather in a meeting around a catered lunch meal Usually sub sandwiches.

I attended the luncheon for the senior trip to Florida on Friday. Good meal.

by Jakabones August 11, 2005

monday

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

by Jakabones August 13, 2006

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 14, 2006

Tuesday

A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.

Tuesday...well at least it's not Monday.

by Jakabones August 13, 2006

Saturday

To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.

Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.

Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.

by Jakabones August 13, 2006