JakE's definitions

butter face

woman who is ugly, see troll

She's got a fine booty and nice tits but a butter face

by Jake March 9, 2004

My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

by Jake February 3, 2004

O Ring

a round seal, often made of neoprene or some other compressible "rubber-like" compound, that is an industrial part.Looks like the part of a condom that unrolls before you actually unroll it. Can be used as a cock ringif you get the right size

"My buddy's a mechanic, I went thru his box of assorted O rings and found the size I can use as a cock ring. Nancii's gonna beg for mercy tonite !"

by Jake March 6, 2004

looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag

"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."

by Jake January 7, 2005

ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

by Jake February 16, 2005

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004

2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004