Jahamez's definitions

KMA

The acronym for kiss my ass.

KMA!

by Jahamez June 2, 2019

Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

by Jahamez September 6, 2021

Rope balls

The act of landing on your balls off the top rope or any suspended cable.

AJ Styles had a bad case of rope balls, he’s gonna be out for a while after that accident.

by Jahamez July 21, 2019

Spankinator

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

Empty the Vactor

Public Works slang for taking a number 2

Me: I’m gonna go and empty the vactor real quick
Coworker: I already did that earlier today
Me: No the Vactor, my bowels!
Coworker: oh! That Vactor

by Jahamez August 28, 2022

Bugle Master

A drug lord, typically one that mostly deals with cocaine

“ You know that wanker Diaz, The Bugle Master. He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.”
-Kent Paul, GTA Vice City

by Jahamez January 12, 2021

Bergdahl

Any soldier who deserts his/her base without proper authorization

Drill instructor: YOU LADIES BETTER NOT LEAVE MY BASE, OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE POOR BERGDAHL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!

Recruits: YES DRILL SERGEANT!!

by Jahamez April 28, 2020