Jahamez's definitions

Ayrab

Anybody from outside of America.

“Well, you're all Ayrabs to me, the blacks, the Jews. Those blue, tree hugging queers in Avatar. I fact anyone from outside of America is technically an Ayrab.”
- John C. Reilly

by Jahamez December 29, 2019

Hart

Acronym for Horribly Assembled Ryobi Tools, sold by Walmart

I wish I could have bought DeWalt instead of these cheap Walmart branded Hart power tools.

by Jahamez December 22, 2021

Ay Dios Mio Coño

A phrase that Domingo Ayala yells out whenever he feels pain or after he’s taken a swing during BP

(Domingo falls off bike) “Ay dios mio coño”

by Jahamez May 15, 2019

Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

by Jahamez September 6, 2021

Crane arms

A person who has very strong arms and typically muscular

My gosh, Tyson has very strong crane arms, he can lift a fridge

by Jahamez July 19, 2019

Shy guy

That one person that always uses the corner urinal and turns their body towards the wall

Josh is such a shy guy, He always tries to hide his peeing.

by Jahamez August 10, 2019

Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.

Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.

by Jahamez February 1, 2021