Spectralert Advance

The one kid in front row at the movies who screeches and cries throughout the entire film and never gets reprimanded or kicked out. -idontwannaknow

Travis is such a SpectrAlert Advance when he doesn't get his way, he almost broke the windows

by Jahamez April 20, 2019

Butane

A bastard gas

“My dad says butane’s a bastard gas”
-Bobby Hill

by Jahamez December 21, 2021

Benedicting

To outright betray someone.

Mr. Arnold went on a Benedicting spree and joined the British red coats.

by Jahamez July 21, 2025

Spankinator

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.

by Jahamez May 07, 2019

Ford

F - Full
O - Of
R - Reliability
D - deficiencies

Fords got issues with reliability, their Full Of Reliability Deficiencies.

by Jahamez July 15, 2021

Bugle Master

A drug lord, typically one that mostly deals with cocaine

“ You know that wanker Diaz, The Bugle Master. He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.”
-Kent Paul, GTA Vice City

by Jahamez January 12, 2021

Bergdahl

Any soldier who deserts his/her base without proper authorization

Drill instructor: YOU LADIES BETTER NOT LEAVE MY BASE, OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE POOR BERGDAHL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!

Recruits: YES DRILL SERGEANT!!

by Jahamez April 28, 2020