Jahamez's definitions

lapsed-tino

A Hispanic or Latino person who no longer associates with their culture and instead opts to embrace white culture.

Man look at Juan over there, now goes by Jonathan, talks white, dresses so hipster like, he’s a lapsed-tino.

by Jahamez November 18, 2022

Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

by Jahamez September 6, 2021

Shy guy

That one person that always uses the corner urinal and turns their body towards the wall

Josh is such a shy guy, He always tries to hide his peeing.

by Jahamez August 10, 2019

KMA

The acronym for kiss my ass.

KMA!

by Jahamez June 2, 2019

Prick Donald’s

The name you use to call McDonald’s when they screwed up your order or when you experienced bad service.

That son of a bitch prick Donald’s screwed up my order again. They gave me a quarter pounder instead of a Big Mac.

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

Spectralert Advance

The one kid in front row at the movies who screeches and cries throughout the entire film and never gets reprimanded or kicked out. -idontwannaknow

Travis is such a SpectrAlert Advance when he doesn't get his way, he almost broke the windows

by Jahamez April 20, 2019

Duke

A family friendly version of dumbass

1+1 doesn’t equal 6 you duke

by Jahamez July 30, 2019