Jahamez's definitions

Ay Dios Mio Coño

A phrase that Domingo Ayala yells out whenever he feels pain or after he’s taken a swing during BP

(Domingo falls off bike) “Ay dios mio coño”

by Jahamez May 15, 2019

Ayrab

Anybody from outside of America.

“Well, you're all Ayrabs to me, the blacks, the Jews. Those blue, tree hugging queers in Avatar. I fact anyone from outside of America is technically an Ayrab.”
- John C. Reilly

by Jahamez December 29, 2019

Shy guy

That one person that always uses the corner urinal and turns their body towards the wall

Josh is such a shy guy, He always tries to hide his peeing.

by Jahamez August 10, 2019

Ford

F - Full
O - Of
R - Reliability
D - deficiencies

Fords got issues with reliability, their Full Of Reliability Deficiencies.

by Jahamez July 15, 2021

Empty the Vactor

Public Works slang for taking a number 2

Me: I’m gonna go and empty the vactor real quick
Coworker: I already did that earlier today
Me: No the Vactor, my bowels!
Coworker: oh! That Vactor

by Jahamez August 28, 2022

Spankinator

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

Bergdahl

Any soldier who deserts his/her base without proper authorization

Drill instructor: YOU LADIES BETTER NOT LEAVE MY BASE, OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE POOR BERGDAHL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!

Recruits: YES DRILL SERGEANT!!

by Jahamez April 28, 2020