2 definitions by JaeWu
Joe reached into his pants and low and behold, he came up with a handful of loosies. Being the great guy that he is, he let them fall all over Janice's pillow.
by JaeWu June 9, 2006
The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
by JaeWu March 22, 2007