4 definitions by Jads
Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?
Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)
Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.
Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)
Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.
by Jads February 3, 2012
acts that are performed with a high resemblance to canine mannerisms, particularly concerning simulation of rear-mounted intercourse.
by Jads June 10, 2008
when you think some one is cool as a friend or to hang around. but you do not find them sexually attractive.
Bob: hey I saw you had a new girl named renae at your work? I seen her from a distance walking into you office. is she hot up close?
Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....
Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?
Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.
Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!
Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?
Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?
Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!
Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.
Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked!
Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway?
Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.
Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?
Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.
Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....
Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?
Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.
Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!
Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?
Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?
Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!
Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.
Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked!
Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway?
Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.
Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?
Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.
by Jads August 5, 2008
by Jads September 1, 2008