Jacob's definitions

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

Agony Dispute

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!

oxnard hardccore

by jacob December 12, 2003

wizard

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

by Jacob December 28, 2003

shizpoo

A word, made up, meaning anything. created from the words shizzle and poo, its a word describing anything from love to banana.

I love you shizpoo
Suck shizpoo and die.
I hate eating that shizpoo

by Jacob January 10, 2004

krinklde

Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.

Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.

by Jacob January 13, 2004

Deez

Letting those bitches know whose nuts these be.

Hey, has D. got ahold of you yet?
- D. who?
Deez nuts bitch.

by Jacob January 13, 2004

Haywud

Another funny phone call

Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme

by Jacob January 13, 2004