Jacob's definitions

rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work.

I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.

by jacob January 14, 2005

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off

Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!

by Jacob April 30, 2004

plitz

Plitz means to make out when someone's parents are in the house, so you're kind of cautious.

Don't let me and your mother catch you and that slut plitz ever again!

by jacob December 22, 2004

SMU

private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....

That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.

by Jacob December 2, 2003

Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

by Jacob January 13, 2004

y'all

Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun.

Where are y'all going?

by Jacob August 11, 2004