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camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.
"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke
by Jacob November 29, 2004
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Bunta

it was derived from the following joke:
Two explorers were walking through the african plains when kidnapped by an african tribe. The chief told the explorers they had two choices: death or bunta. The first, saying he has a wife and kids, easily chose bunta. The whole tribe bends him over and rapes him. The second, not wanting the ass rapage chose death. The cheif smiles and yells to the tribe, "Death by bunta"
by Jacob November 29, 2003
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cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
by jacob June 22, 2004
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Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off
Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!
by Jacob April 30, 2004
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rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work.
I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.
by jacob January 14, 2005
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wizard

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.
by Jacob December 28, 2003
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krunk

ecstatic and intoxicated. used in reference to celebration.
Let's go to the club tonight and get "krunk". We're celebrating the new millenium.
by Jacob May 13, 2005
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