Jacob's definitions

shizpoo

A word, made up, meaning anything. created from the words shizzle and poo, its a word describing anything from love to banana.

I love you shizpoo
Suck shizpoo and die.
I hate eating that shizpoo

by Jacob January 10, 2004

camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.

"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke

by Jacob November 29, 2004

Bunta

anal rape

it was derived from the following joke:
Two explorers were walking through the african plains when kidnapped by an african tribe. The chief told the explorers they had two choices: death or bunta. The first, saying he has a wife and kids, easily chose bunta. The whole tribe bends him over and rapes him. The second, not wanting the ass rapage chose death. The cheif smiles and yells to the tribe, "Death by bunta"

by Jacob November 29, 2003

Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off

Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!

by Jacob April 30, 2004

rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work.

I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.

by jacob January 14, 2005

wizard

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

by Jacob December 28, 2003

Gotuam

"Fat gundu manager that speaks this "what are you doing buddy". is the biggest tight ass by paying employees shit pay

Apu of the Simpsons

by Jacob September 21, 2003