Jacob's definitions

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

slipknot

grateful dead song

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower

by jacob March 23, 2003

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 23, 2003

japolac

refering to one of complete transgender values. Used when refering to one who has no means of telling apart men and women.

OMG! Johhny is a Japolock because he fucks guys and girls!

by Jacob April 8, 2003

morbidize

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.

I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

Boobast

verb - to hit something with ones boobs.

Bob was boobasted the other day by that hooters waitress.

by Jacob August 5, 2003