Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jacob

Koa

Big fatty that is all g
he can bend and break metal like nothing
but sucks up to teachers too much
drops the BOMB every morning

That guy is so koa yamashita.

by Jacob March 18, 2005

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vicobus

The emotion felt when one feels when they do not participate, even though they think they should.

" Damn man, what the hell is coach's problem. He should put me in. Now i am sitting here feeling vicobus and shit.

by Jacob November 9, 2004

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shwerve

the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator

my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po

by jacob February 21, 2005

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warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008

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cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."

1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"

by jacob June 22, 2004

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