Jacob's definitions

HFS

Holy Fucking Shit

A mullet walks by wearing hotpants and tie dye. You look to your friend and say, "HFS."

by Jacob November 11, 2003

cherry

The hymen (thin skin stretched over the entrance to the vagina), said to be "popped" (torn/broken to allow penetration) when a girl loses her virginity.

The first time was pretty good, although I bled a little when he popped my cherry.

by Jacob January 10, 2007

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

Gotuam

"Fat gundu manager that speaks this "what are you doing buddy". is the biggest tight ass by paying employees shit pay

Apu of the Simpsons

by Jacob September 21, 2003

fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

by Jacob September 10, 2004

chunder

The played out..riddin all day part of the mountain when your sking or snowboarding.Generally consisting of small to huge chunks of ice,sluff,or just beat up snow.

Shit..I would've stomped that if it wasn't for all the chunder in the landing

by Jacob June 7, 2004

getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 24, 2004