Jacob's definitions

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004

camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.

"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke

by Jacob November 29, 2004

whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.

Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.

by Jacob September 11, 2003

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 7, 2005

zoltron

random. that's all it is and all it'll ever be.

"that's so zoltron."

by jacob November 15, 2004

Deez

Letting those bitches know whose nuts these be.

Hey, has D. got ahold of you yet?
- D. who?
Deez nuts bitch.

by Jacob January 13, 2004

swag

georgia lol

person 1:what does swag mean

person 2: it means well i can rlly explain it georgia is swag

person 1:ohhhh

by Jacob March 24, 2021