Jacob's definitions

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

by Jacob September 10, 2004

Gotuam

"Fat gundu manager that speaks this "what are you doing buddy". is the biggest tight ass by paying employees shit pay

Apu of the Simpsons

by Jacob September 21, 2003

chunder

The played out..riddin all day part of the mountain when your sking or snowboarding.Generally consisting of small to huge chunks of ice,sluff,or just beat up snow.

Shit..I would've stomped that if it wasn't for all the chunder in the landing

by Jacob June 7, 2004

wizard

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

by Jacob December 28, 2003

flitz

Flitz means to make out when other people are around.

She and I flitzed at Sam's party until we had to leave.

by jacob December 22, 2004

TalibanOman

A legendary Runescape player. Who helps players freely regardless of level.

Dude, your just like TalibanOman, you are so cool!

by Jacob November 21, 2004