Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.
There another shot of ass grease
by Jacob January 13, 2004
mugGet the Ass greasemug.

tau

a race in warhammer 40k (the tabletop wargame) that is high in society and is focused on "the greater good" which is putting aside personal desires for the better of their society. they are all ranged. their tactics include killing the enemy at range and if the enemy swarms them they usually relocate to a better firing position. their standard weapon (the pulse rifle) has the longest range of a basic weapon in the game. they appear as humanoid creatures with 2 legs, with hooves, two arms, four fingers and about as tall as 6'0. they are the highest technological race in the game.
wOOt! my tau just pwned your orks cause they are raped by rail rifles and have a shitty 6 save.
by jacob April 01, 2005
mugGet the taumug.

shizpoo

A word, made up, meaning anything. created from the words shizzle and poo, its a word describing anything from love to banana.
I love you shizpoo
Suck shizpoo and die.
I hate eating that shizpoo
by Jacob January 10, 2004
mugGet the shizpoomug.

HFS

A mullet walks by wearing hotpants and tie dye. You look to your friend and say, "HFS."
by Jacob November 11, 2003
mugGet the HFSmug.

y'all

Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun.
Where are y'all going?
by Jacob August 11, 2004
mugGet the y'allmug.

UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).
by Jacob May 05, 2005
mugGet the UCSDmug.

dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim
yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator
by jacob May 06, 2005
mugGet the dliminatormug.