Jacob's definitions

SMU

private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....

That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.

by Jacob December 2, 2003

y'all

Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun.

Where are y'all going?

by Jacob August 11, 2004

Deez

Letting those bitches know whose nuts these be.

Hey, has D. got ahold of you yet?
- D. who?
Deez nuts bitch.

by Jacob January 13, 2004

Shreevey Beave

a chemistry teacher at PBCC, who is not great, but in fact simply better than dr. kreiger

Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave

by jacob October 27, 2004

swag

georgia lol

person 1:what does swag mean

person 2: it means well i can rlly explain it georgia is swag

person 1:ohhhh

by Jacob March 24, 2021

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 7, 2005

zoltron

random. that's all it is and all it'll ever be.

"that's so zoltron."

by jacob November 15, 2004