Jacob's definitions

taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint

man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

by Jacob January 27, 2005

Feighlogh

1. Skilled former Guardian of the city of Tal'beth. Wields a bokken augmented with his own awakened chi. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the multiverse. Currently residing in the nexus of the multiverse known as the Mazeworks completing missions for the Keeper. 2. Denizen of various message boards who tends to rant endlessly if given the chance. Tries to make himself appear more intelligent by using a highly expanded vocabulary and cunning word usage.

1. Feighlogh could kick Shan Lung's ass.
2. After Feighlogh says something, there isnt much left to say.

by Jacob January 9, 2005

slipknot

grateful dead song

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower

by jacob March 23, 2003

cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)

Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!

by jacob February 2, 2005

morbidize

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.

I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

Green day

Was an alright band untill American Idiot came out. Now they are the most overy hyped and overrated band in America. 99% of people that listen to them didn't even knew they existed untill American Idiot came out.

Green Day is no longer cool because of people that like them and either don't listen to anyother band or listen to crapy bands like Good Charlotte and avril lavinge.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob April 11, 2006