Jacob's definitions

slipknot

grateful dead song

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower

by jacob March 23, 2003

Whyville

Whyville is a 2D website for little geeks who have no lives.

Hey let's have cyber...You're only 11? Well this website is for learning.

by Jacob October 23, 2004

attack of the show

This is the TV shw that replaced the highly popular "The Screen Savers" from Tech TV. RIP Tech TV. Starring Kevin Rose, Sarah lane, and some other douchebag.

None... its a bad cable TV show.

by Jacob March 22, 2005

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob April 11, 2006

HFS

Holy Fucking Shit

A mullet walks by wearing hotpants and tie dye. You look to your friend and say, "HFS."

by Jacob November 11, 2003

mora

short for moron. used by pecker necks with no life.

Dang it mehn, he's a mora!

by jacob September 9, 2003

UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).

by Jacob May 5, 2005