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Daytime Insomnia

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
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whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.
by Jacob September 11, 2003
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Shreevey Beave

a chemistry teacher at PBCC, who is not great, but in fact simply better than dr. kreiger
Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave
by jacob October 27, 2004
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mora

short for moron. used by pecker necks with no life.
Dang it mehn, he's a mora!
by jacob September 9, 2003
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glassy

A term often used by surfers to describe the water condition when it has no chop. When the ocean is smooth.
Dude, the surf was overhead and glassy! It was so sweet!
by Jacob February 19, 2005
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UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).
by Jacob May 5, 2005
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dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim
yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator
by jacob May 6, 2005
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