Jackson's definitions

junkie

A person who is consumed by an addiction. One who would rather buy drugs then take care of responsibilities like rent.

I'm sorry I do not have money for rent because I am broke. (although person has a bag of coke in their pocket)

by Jackson February 5, 2005

American Funyun

greatest movie of all time. was created at the washington suites hotel. gay porno. jackson was responsible entirely!!

jackson created the movie/porno american funyun and then jerked his chode and got a cream pie and gave it to his father.

by jackson May 5, 2004

tr0nz0riz3d

being EXTREMELY own3d, this is no ordinary ownage. this is the mac-daddy of being owned

dude i hard-core tr0nz0riz3d you in de_aztec

by Jackson February 24, 2005

ctd

Computer terms, short for "Crash to Desktop." Occurs when you're using a program and it just dies on you, closing out and returning you to your beloved wallpaper.

I was playing the Planetside Beta and must've CTD'd a hundred times!

by Jackson July 23, 2003

duck

An annoying white bird with a bill that enjoys saying "Aflac."

Some Guy: I need "that" insurance."
Other Guy: What insurance?
Duck: AFLAC

by jackson May 25, 2004

Shizzle

In popular slang, any word that begins with sh or the sh sound.

"Fo shizzle" (For Sure)
"Look at this shiz(zle)" Shit

by Jackson July 25, 2003

hanky panky

distracting people so you can play with yourself in public

raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation

by jackson May 13, 2005